Slack Tide by Matt Labash
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Taking life as it comes, not necessarily in that order
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Jesus as MAGA Cudgel • Stop beating people over the head with our Lord and Savior
Jesus as MAGA Cudgel
Stop beating people over the head with our Lord and Savior
mattlabash.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Jesus as MAGA Cudgel • Stop beating people over the head with our Lord and Savior
Is Melania The Worst Film Ever Made? • Maybe, but it's definitely the worst film I've ever seen
Is Melania The Worst Film Ever Made?
Maybe, but it's definitely the worst film I've ever seen
mattlabash.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Is Melania The Worst Film Ever Made? • Maybe, but it's definitely the worst film I've ever seen
Making Lemonade Out Of Don Lemon • His arrest leaves a sour taste
Making Lemonade Out Of Don Lemon
His arrest leaves a sour taste
mattlabash.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Making Lemonade Out Of Don Lemon • His arrest leaves a sour taste
A Prayer For The Unjust • Let the hard rain of justice rain down upon them
A Prayer For The Unjust
Let the hard rain of justice rain down upon them
mattlabash.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A Prayer For The Unjust • Let the hard rain of justice rain down upon them
Lock Him Up! • In a straitjacket, in a padded cell, in a nuthouse........
Lock Him Up!
In a straitjacket, in a padded cell, in a nuthouse........
mattlabash.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Lock Him Up! • In a straitjacket, in a padded cell, in a nuthouse........
Is America Too Dumb For Democracy? • Why we shouldn't give up on what we no longer deserve
Is America Too Dumb For Democracy?
Why we shouldn't give up on what we no longer deserve
mattlabash.substack.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Is America Too Dumb For Democracy? • Why we shouldn't give up on what we no longer deserve
Making Venezuela Mediocre Again • Is Trump a nation-builder, or nation-breaker?
Making Venezuela Mediocre Again
Is Trump a nation-builder, or nation-breaker?
mattlabash.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Making Venezuela Mediocre Again • Is Trump a nation-builder, or nation-breaker?
2025 Is Finally Over—But Not Soon Enough • A conversation about MAGA media catfights and why they deserve each other, our stuck culture, Drudge as the new Philip K. Dick, AI cannibalism, what inspires us, and much more....
2025 Is Finally Over—But Not Soon Enough
A conversation about MAGA media catfights and why they deserve each other, our stuck culture, Drudge as the new Philip K. Dick, AI cannibalism, what inspires us, and much more....
mattlabash.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
2025 Is Finally Over—But Not Soon Enough • A conversation about MAGA media catfights and why they deserve each other, our stuck culture, Drudge as the new Philip K. Dick, AI cannibalism, what inspires us, and much more....
Laugh, And the World Laughs With You • And if it doesn't, laugh at the world anyway -- because spite works, too
Laugh, And the World Laughs With You
And if it doesn't, laugh at the world anyway -- because spite works, too
mattlabash.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Laugh, And the World Laughs With You • And if it doesn't, laugh at the world anyway -- because spite works, too
It's A Wipe • How America's bathroom habits resemble its political ones
It's A Wipe
How America's bathroom habits resemble its political ones
mattlabash.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's A Wipe • How America's bathroom habits resemble its political ones
A Thanksgiving Food Fight • Taking stock of what we're grateful for, and what we're not
A Thanksgiving Food Fight
Taking stock of what we're grateful for, and what we're not
mattlabash.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A Thanksgiving Food Fight • Taking stock of what we're grateful for, and what we're not
Can MTG Be Trusted? • Will the leopard change her spots, or eat your face?
Can MTG Be Trusted?
Will the leopard change her spots, or eat your face?
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can MTG Be Trusted? • Will the leopard change her spots, or eat your face?
Thanks For Nothing, Congress! • Congress does what it does best -- screws us
Thanks For Nothing, Congress!
Congress does what it does best -- screws us
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thanks For Nothing, Congress! • Congress does what it does best -- screws us
Fly Fishing With Darth Vader • Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
Fly Fishing With Darth Vader
Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fly Fishing With Darth Vader • Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
Let Them Eat Crack? • A MAGA congressman defiles our religion
Let Them Eat Crack?
A MAGA congressman defiles our religion
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Let Them Eat Crack? • A MAGA congressman defiles our religion
Help! • We're drowning in corruption
Help!
We're drowning in corruption
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Help! • We're drowning in corruption
No Kings or "Hate America"? • Documenting the dangerous insurrectionists among us
No Kings or "Hate America"?
Documenting the dangerous insurrectionists among us
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
No Kings or "Hate America"? • Documenting the dangerous insurrectionists among us
Springtime for Hitler? • MAGAism vs. Nazism: a Grok tale-of-the-tape
Springtime for Hitler?
MAGAism vs. Nazism: a Grok tale-of-the-tape
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Springtime for Hitler? • MAGAism vs. Nazism: a Grok tale-of-the-tape
"Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy" • Vic Peruzzi, 1934-2025
"Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy"
Vic Peruzzi, 1934-2025
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy" • Vic Peruzzi, 1934-2025
Natalie, Attired • A note on the government shutdown, dwindling tribes, and on life and death and staying human
Natalie, Attired
A note on the government shutdown, dwindling tribes, and on life and death and staying human
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Natalie, Attired • A note on the government shutdown, dwindling tribes, and on life and death and staying human
Brendan Carr, Un-American Weasel • When Americans fail America
Brendan Carr, Un-American Weasel
When Americans fail America
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Brendan Carr, Un-American Weasel • When Americans fail America
The Sad Clown Show Comes For Jimmy Kimmel • As our Free Speech becomes "Me Speech"
The Sad Clown Show Comes For Jimmy Kimmel
As our Free Speech becomes "Me Speech"
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Sad Clown Show Comes For Jimmy Kimmel • As our Free Speech becomes "Me Speech"
On the Murder of Charlie Kirk • A brief war crimes tribunal
On the Murder of Charlie Kirk
A brief war crimes tribunal
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
On the Murder of Charlie Kirk • A brief war crimes tribunal
Serenity Now! • Enduring the Trumpocalypse
Serenity Now!
Enduring the Trumpocalypse
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Serenity Now! • Enduring the Trumpocalypse
Looking Back On Katrina 20 Years Later • Plus, a love letter to New Orleans, the importance of inspirations and agitations, and how to get your readers sticky
Looking Back On Katrina 20 Years Later
Plus, a love letter to New Orleans, the importance of inspirations and agitations, and how to get your readers sticky
mattlabash.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Looking Back On Katrina 20 Years Later • Plus, a love letter to New Orleans, the importance of inspirations and agitations, and how to get your readers sticky