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Matt Lane
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excuse me while i 🤮
August 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Mannnn f this game
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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When dropping your kid off at camp costs you $40 because it’s next to a book store and you have a problem.
July 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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aRe YoU eXcItEd AbOuT fEeDiNg ThE cApItAlIsT mAcHiNe ThAt Is KiLlInG yOu????

how any self respecting person can apply to these kinds of jobs is baffling to me.
interview question that reads "are you excited about working very hard, very long hours/5 days a wk in person in SF?"
June 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Are people really applying to these kinds of jobs? Late stage capitalism has people out here losing their minds.
June 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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TFW your ancestors fought tooth and nail for workers rights in order for you to get dystopian cold outreach nonsense like this
May 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Going through some old stuff at my mom’s. It’s not weird to add electronic gaming monthly to my CV, right?
May 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Capitalism is so stupid.
March 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Scammer pro tip: if deleting the messages outright is too boring, you can just respond with quotes from your favorite TV show until they give up. Here’s me only talking in quotes from The OC.
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January 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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If you'd like to join me, be sure to download a copy of your data first! Here's a dope picture of me from Halloween 2005. As you can see I have not aged a day.
Matt dressed as a rock star demon for Halloween
January 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I've had a facebook account since 2004. Granted it's been a cesspool for at least half that time. It feels so much better already, 10/10 would recommend.
deleting my facebook account
January 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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👋
Deletion screen for threads account
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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i have unlocked a new way for chatgpt to gaslight me! this link that looks like a link is not actually a link, it just gave me some text that is styled to look like a link.

the future is here!!!!
lies from chatgpt
December 15, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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There I fixed it
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Sorry, couldn’t help doing some shameless self promotion on this last day.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#VideoGames

20/20
Book cover for power up book written by yours truly
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

19/20
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

18/20
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

17/20
November 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

16/20
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

15/20
Cover for of boys and men by Richard v reeves
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

14/20
Book cover for haruki murakami’s what I talk about when I talk about running
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

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Cover for the fire next time by James Baldwin
November 26, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

12/20
Merchants of doubt book cover
November 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Pro tip: Reading “This Changes Everything” by Naomi Klein is a super chill and relaxing way to spend a Saturday morning!
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM