@mattlavonas.bsky.social
I am my favorite kids' personal Uber driver, a husband, "that RTA guy," ref, hacker, under 50 softball player, able to use Seinfeld references in any situation.
Someone else in the favorite family: “I think my car may need gas.”
June 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Someone else in the favorite family: “I think my car may need gas.”
#FurReal #BreakingNews #HabemusPuppum #Pope #NewPope #WhiteSmoke #NewPupAlert #PupConclave #BarkSmoke #FYP #ForYou #Viral #Trending
May 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
8 years ago, I came home from a Cinco de Mayo boys trip and found out I’d dropped to #5 on the family depth chart. Bailey had arrived. I said I’d end up walking her and picking up the poop—and I was right. But I’m glad she became the favorite.
#DogGuy #CincoDeMayo
#DogGuy #CincoDeMayo
May 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
8 years ago, I came home from a Cinco de Mayo boys trip and found out I’d dropped to #5 on the family depth chart. Bailey had arrived. I said I’d end up walking her and picking up the poop—and I was right. But I’m glad she became the favorite.
#DogGuy #CincoDeMayo
#DogGuy #CincoDeMayo
RIP to our pandemic-era dishwasher (2020–2025).
You began dying the day the warranty expired.
You humidified dishes, leaked mysteriously, and ran cycles longer than Marvel movies.
4 visits, 6 calls, and one existential crisis later… farewell, Kitchenaid.
#ApplianceAfterlife
You began dying the day the warranty expired.
You humidified dishes, leaked mysteriously, and ran cycles longer than Marvel movies.
4 visits, 6 calls, and one existential crisis later… farewell, Kitchenaid.
#ApplianceAfterlife
May 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
RIP to our pandemic-era dishwasher (2020–2025).
You began dying the day the warranty expired.
You humidified dishes, leaked mysteriously, and ran cycles longer than Marvel movies.
4 visits, 6 calls, and one existential crisis later… farewell, Kitchenaid.
#ApplianceAfterlife
You began dying the day the warranty expired.
You humidified dishes, leaked mysteriously, and ran cycles longer than Marvel movies.
4 visits, 6 calls, and one existential crisis later… farewell, Kitchenaid.
#ApplianceAfterlife
April 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Next year I will be serving Garbage Plates paired with Mtn Dew Voltage or Coke Zero
April 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Next year I will be serving Garbage Plates paired with Mtn Dew Voltage or Coke Zero
#MomentofZEN One of my favorite songs from the 90s in the style of one of my favorite bands of all time.
April 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#MomentofZEN One of my favorite songs from the 90s in the style of one of my favorite bands of all time.
March 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I raise a grilled cheese to George Foreman—legend in the ring and the kitchen. An International Boxing Hall of Famer (in Canastota, NY) & the man behind a grill that was a staple in every Park Ave apartment in the mid-to-late ‘90s.
RIP Champ! #GeorgeForeman
RIP Champ! #GeorgeForeman
March 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I raise a grilled cheese to George Foreman—legend in the ring and the kitchen. An International Boxing Hall of Famer (in Canastota, NY) & the man behind a grill that was a staple in every Park Ave apartment in the mid-to-late ‘90s.
RIP Champ! #GeorgeForeman
RIP Champ! #GeorgeForeman
March 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Christmas Eve 2024
December 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Christmas Eve 2024
At MJ the Musical with the favorite family. It’s the second musical in less than 3 weeks so the Lavonas males are good for the next 3 years.
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
At MJ the Musical with the favorite family. It’s the second musical in less than 3 weeks so the Lavonas males are good for the next 3 years.
What is that and can you eat it?
(Spoiler alert: I did eat it because it’s probably worth $1.31)
#CanYouEatIt
(Spoiler alert: I did eat it because it’s probably worth $1.31)
#CanYouEatIt
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 PM
What is that and can you eat it?
(Spoiler alert: I did eat it because it’s probably worth $1.31)
#CanYouEatIt
(Spoiler alert: I did eat it because it’s probably worth $1.31)
#CanYouEatIt
Two radio legends. I’m proud to have worked alongside Allan & that grateful Jack took a chance young St. John Fisher kid.
A sad weekend for Rochester radio
A sad weekend for Rochester radio
December 9, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Two radio legends. I’m proud to have worked alongside Allan & that grateful Jack took a chance young St. John Fisher kid.
A sad weekend for Rochester radio
A sad weekend for Rochester radio
Cutting down the Christmas tree is a Lavonas family bonding experience—if your definition of bonding is me sawing, the favorite son and daughter debating if it’s ‘full enough,’ and the favorite wife filming it all to remind us later how ‘fun’ it was.
Actually happy they still want to do it
Actually happy they still want to do it
November 30, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Cutting down the Christmas tree is a Lavonas family bonding experience—if your definition of bonding is me sawing, the favorite son and daughter debating if it’s ‘full enough,’ and the favorite wife filming it all to remind us later how ‘fun’ it was.
Actually happy they still want to do it
Actually happy they still want to do it
My first time frying a turkey today, should I be using safety tongs?
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 PM
My first time frying a turkey today, should I be using safety tongs?