Matt Levy
@mattlevy.bsky.social
Home cook, board gamer, blues guitarist, reader, all-around nerd. ADHD. (he/him)
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
This is actually promising.
This is actually promising.
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
This is actually promising.
This is actually promising.
Durbin is strongly resistant to learning or listening to anyone outside his preferred group. He’s also not too smart, but convinced he’s the brightest person in any room.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Durbin is strongly resistant to learning or listening to anyone outside his preferred group. He’s also not too smart, but convinced he’s the brightest person in any room.
Fusion power has been 10 years away from practicality for the last 50 years. I did a report on it in high school, which was around 1984.
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fusion power has been 10 years away from practicality for the last 50 years. I did a report on it in high school, which was around 1984.
Percy is over 120 lbs. If any hawk can lift him, we have bigger problems….
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Percy is over 120 lbs. If any hawk can lift him, we have bigger problems….
Imperturbable perspicacity
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Imperturbable perspicacity
It’s going to end up like the Smurfs, isn’t it? “Well, I had to Trump a Trump, ya know? I mean, what’s a Trump gotta Trump in this Trump?”
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s going to end up like the Smurfs, isn’t it? “Well, I had to Trump a Trump, ya know? I mean, what’s a Trump gotta Trump in this Trump?”
Land is just dirt water. The land navy can handle it.
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Land is just dirt water. The land navy can handle it.
It’s because the third prime minister of Canada was a pickle.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It’s because the third prime minister of Canada was a pickle.
You had me at turducken!
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You had me at turducken!
She did so much amazing work. I have a soft spot for her in Dark Passage. She oozed sensuality.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
She did so much amazing work. I have a soft spot for her in Dark Passage. She oozed sensuality.
Do you two agree on toppings or do you go half-and-half?
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Do you two agree on toppings or do you go half-and-half?
SPOILER: Jessica is a mass murderer who manages to frame others for her crimes. It’s the only reasonable explanation.
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
SPOILER: Jessica is a mass murderer who manages to frame others for her crimes. It’s the only reasonable explanation.
Is there a good thread to ketchup on today?
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is there a good thread to ketchup on today?
Christine, but pants
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Christine, but pants
Attempting to lift things and finding you’re not as strong as you thought is part of manhood. Welcome!
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Attempting to lift things and finding you’re not as strong as you thought is part of manhood. Welcome!
While this is doing wonders for my imposter syndrome, it’s not worth it
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
While this is doing wonders for my imposter syndrome, it’s not worth it
I LOVED law school. The practice of law, not so much.
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I LOVED law school. The practice of law, not so much.
You have just won my vote!
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You have just won my vote!
The line to get in must take forever 😂
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The line to get in must take forever 😂
In 2017, my life started falling apart. I lost my career, my parents died, my brother had a stroke and died in 2018, gambling addiction came to a head. In 2019, my wife was diagnosed with cancer (she’s cancer free). Been clean 8 years and this Jan I started practicing gtr again several hrs/day
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In 2017, my life started falling apart. I lost my career, my parents died, my brother had a stroke and died in 2018, gambling addiction came to a head. In 2019, my wife was diagnosed with cancer (she’s cancer free). Been clean 8 years and this Jan I started practicing gtr again several hrs/day