Matt Marcotte
@mattmarcotte.bsky.social
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Product/trademark counsel, blogger, pop culture aficionado, game show competitor. Views expressed herein are my own.
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Are we sure this isn't the Rice University mascot?
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"He dared to oppose our great leader Bernie!" is a major factor. It's also why many of those folks were whole hog Fetterman over Lamb. Their single issue is "did they support Bernie in 2016?"
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True signs of fall in the office snack selection.
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Have you considered writing a followup about crypto that's likewise just one word?
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Threads bots are good for my self-esteem.
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Shaven, shorn, and new glasses.
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Greg, have you considered GETTING A DOG?
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We are doing karaoke as part of a work group all hands next week. I’ve been asked if I can sing.
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Me, to the New York Post:
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I went topical for a team name last night.
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Then what does that make "Party in the USA?" The Zoomer National Anthem?
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Yeah, it's an all-timer riff, but the lyrics and the rest of the song are basically nothingburgers. (The song is in my head as basically just the riff over and over again.)
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In order: Good but unconventional choice, meh (but I don't care for White Stripes generally), and "yeah, it's a good song, but THAT high?"
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Or "All religious music composed after 1972 is not 'Praise and Worship.'" (Date chosen because 1972 is the Bernstein "Mass," which is generally acceptable.)