Matt May
@mattmay.bsky.social
Just out there naming every Black person he doesn't actively hate. Might be the shortest speech this term.
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Just out there naming every Black person he doesn't actively hate. Might be the shortest speech this term.
This also makes her the second individual Black gold medal winner in a Winter Olympics. Ever. And the most-decorated Black Winter Olympian of all time.
February 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This also makes her the second individual Black gold medal winner in a Winter Olympics. Ever. And the most-decorated Black Winter Olympian of all time.
So you’re saying you left his name in there when it
should have been gone
should have been gone
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
So you’re saying you left his name in there when it
should have been gone
should have been gone
Q: Are you following The Traitors?
TRUMP: No, but Rob should definitely recruit Johnny, Mark is such a loser
TRUMP: No, but Rob should definitely recruit Johnny, Mark is such a loser
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Q: Are you following The Traitors?
TRUMP: No, but Rob should definitely recruit Johnny, Mark is such a loser
TRUMP: No, but Rob should definitely recruit Johnny, Mark is such a loser
*puts down vape pen, opens up Substack* yeah, based
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
*puts down vape pen, opens up Substack* yeah, based
Reposted by Matt May
what I most appreciate about this update: when I first heard of this story I *do* recall thinking "no this isn't dumb enough"
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According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
what I most appreciate about this update: when I first heard of this story I *do* recall thinking "no this isn't dumb enough"
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“A recent Pew poll says 71% of Democrats use bleach, yet their leaders REFUSE to put America first by supporting the Let’s All Drink Bleach Act”
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
“A recent Pew poll says 71% of Democrats use bleach, yet their leaders REFUSE to put America first by supporting the Let’s All Drink Bleach Act”
This all sounds like stuff Shingy would have said 20 years ago.
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This all sounds like stuff Shingy would have said 20 years ago.
Ah yes, the please-don't-throw-me-into-avoidable-poverty industrial complex
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Ah yes, the please-don't-throw-me-into-avoidable-poverty industrial complex
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The "Anti-AI people are still talking about six fingers! Rubes!" trope has become a trope in itself. People are actively trying to discredit people on both sides of this, but only one side has a desperate financial incentive.
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The "Anti-AI people are still talking about six fingers! Rubes!" trope has become a trope in itself. People are actively trying to discredit people on both sides of this, but only one side has a desperate financial incentive.
“This man has Trump Derangement Syndrome”
No, he has Chronic Fuck Depletion, and you had better hope it’s not contagious among Republicans.
No, he has Chronic Fuck Depletion, and you had better hope it’s not contagious among Republicans.
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“This man has Trump Derangement Syndrome”
No, he has Chronic Fuck Depletion, and you had better hope it’s not contagious among Republicans.
No, he has Chronic Fuck Depletion, and you had better hope it’s not contagious among Republicans.
This is an easy one, you just yell "MY NAME IS" and if he's there he can't help but respond
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This is an easy one, you just yell "MY NAME IS" and if he's there he can't help but respond
When you can take a beating but not a ratio
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
When you can take a beating but not a ratio
Thousands of fake accounts/brainrotted followers: yeah, based
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Thousands of fake accounts/brainrotted followers: yeah, based