Matt Nelsen
@mattnelsen.com
Featherless biped
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
How many colonies were there?
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
How many colonies were there?
I'd imagine all American troops stationed in Europe would be invited to remain in their barracks until their immigration status can be resolved
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I'd imagine all American troops stationed in Europe would be invited to remain in their barracks until their immigration status can be resolved
Ugh now I've got to check if there was a Song 1
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Ugh now I've got to check if there was a Song 1
Something tells me Trump thinks that the maximum benefit to the people of Venezuela and the United States will come from a 3 billion dollar ballroom
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Something tells me Trump thinks that the maximum benefit to the people of Venezuela and the United States will come from a 3 billion dollar ballroom
Yeah, how is this the "most unexpected spy technology" when it was in a movie 30 years ago?
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Yeah, how is this the "most unexpected spy technology" when it was in a movie 30 years ago?
The executives of any company buying this oil should be held responsible after Trump's overthrow
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The executives of any company buying this oil should be held responsible after Trump's overthrow
Does Neuralink have an app to block all mentions of "Elon Musk says" from my consciousness? That would save me at least one year total otherwise wasted during my lifetime.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Does Neuralink have an app to block all mentions of "Elon Musk says" from my consciousness? That would save me at least one year total otherwise wasted during my lifetime.
Don't look back, you can never look back
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don't look back, you can never look back
Got a bit of Syd Mead going on there
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Got a bit of Syd Mead going on there
Ok the minimal triangle's sides are one unit long, the shortest length possible, so sqrt(3)/4. I want to say the max triangle shares a vertex with the square and is symmetrical over the diagonal so (1/cos(15⁰))²(sqrt(3)/4) if I've got my SOH CAH TOA right?
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ok the minimal triangle's sides are one unit long, the shortest length possible, so sqrt(3)/4. I want to say the max triangle shares a vertex with the square and is symmetrical over the diagonal so (1/cos(15⁰))²(sqrt(3)/4) if I've got my SOH CAH TOA right?
Ugh, Hawaiians are the worst
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ugh, Hawaiians are the worst
This is also an acceptable explanation for how time travel works in Tenet
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is also an acceptable explanation for how time travel works in Tenet
The article says it was with a hand-written sign and then completely fails to describe what that sign said
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The article says it was with a hand-written sign and then completely fails to describe what that sign said
I'm nominating this post for next year's FIFA Peace Prize
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm nominating this post for next year's FIFA Peace Prize
The results were Aladeen
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The results were Aladeen
Sorry Matt Nelson, they always spell my last name wrong
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sorry Matt Nelson, they always spell my last name wrong
Narrow majority upholding the plain text of the 14th but structured in such a way that Republican presidents can remove citizenship from anyone as they see fit in an "emergency"
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Narrow majority upholding the plain text of the 14th but structured in such a way that Republican presidents can remove citizenship from anyone as they see fit in an "emergency"