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smoking that shit that made Payakan the outcast tulkun 🐋
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
smoking that shit that made Payakan the outcast tulkun 🐋
once again, I am at the airport for a cross-country flight. please send thoughts & prayers 🙏
December 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
once again, I am at the airport for a cross-country flight. please send thoughts & prayers 🙏
I am a firm believer in the regenerative properties of fountain soda.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I am a firm believer in the regenerative properties of fountain soda.
we need to talk about Kevin
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
we need to talk about Kevin
ok I could not have guessed he just had a REAL bullet in there & would shoot a guy in the head lol
there is no doubt in my mind he has a kryptonite bullet loaded in that bad boy
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ok I could not have guessed he just had a REAL bullet in there & would shoot a guy in the head lol
Garland looking kind of drippy here
Twin Peaks: Garland Briggs sees a bright light while camping in the woods.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Garland looking kind of drippy here
new Doctor Who looks good!
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
new Doctor Who looks good!
flying across the country tonight & landing at 5am ET
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
flying across the country tonight & landing at 5am ET
flying across the country at 6am ET this morning, bub.
October 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
flying across the country at 6am ET this morning, bub.
wanna quit my job so bad but I can’t until I’m done with Invisalign (need dental insurance). check this space in ~5 months to see where we’re at
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
wanna quit my job so bad but I can’t until I’m done with Invisalign (need dental insurance). check this space in ~5 months to see where we’re at
I do feel that The Rizzler is a Lynchian character. Like, he would have been friends with Dougie in The Return.
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I do feel that The Rizzler is a Lynchian character. Like, he would have been friends with Dougie in The Return.
drag king name:
Johnny Cocksville
Johnny Cocksville
August 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
drag king name:
Johnny Cocksville
Johnny Cocksville
just one battle after another for Big Bertha Russell
August 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
just one battle after another for Big Bertha Russell
type of shit I get up to when I’m all alone in the band rehearsal space. really productive day!
August 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
type of shit I get up to when I’m all alone in the band rehearsal space. really productive day!
there’s still time to do a Gilded Age x Deadwood crossover. I need to see these two chop it up!
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
there’s still time to do a Gilded Age x Deadwood crossover. I need to see these two chop it up!
need to be put in the Machine that makes you Better!
July 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
need to be put in the Machine that makes you Better!
I have been getting so superhero-pilled after watching SUPERMAN a couple weeks ago. It’s time to go back to the old me. I’ll take the usual, Darkseid.
July 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I have been getting so superhero-pilled after watching SUPERMAN a couple weeks ago. It’s time to go back to the old me. I’ll take the usual, Darkseid.
these are essentially a health food. they are like 99% potato & 1% preservative (have not read ingredients). most importantly, they are good for the SOUL.
July 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
these are essentially a health food. they are like 99% potato & 1% preservative (have not read ingredients). most importantly, they are good for the SOUL.
I would have been one of the cavemen that got addicted to a psychoactive plant.
July 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I would have been one of the cavemen that got addicted to a psychoactive plant.
recent dream I had:
getting all the homies together to rent various storefronts within a dead mall & revitalizing the local economy with our unique, community-focused small businesses.
getting all the homies together to rent various storefronts within a dead mall & revitalizing the local economy with our unique, community-focused small businesses.
July 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
recent dream I had:
getting all the homies together to rent various storefronts within a dead mall & revitalizing the local economy with our unique, community-focused small businesses.
getting all the homies together to rent various storefronts within a dead mall & revitalizing the local economy with our unique, community-focused small businesses.
I don’t even WORK for DC anymore and yet, I have purchased a ticket to see #Superman at 9am ET this coming Sunday. I just want an excuse to eat popcorn & drink soda really early! #GunnToMyHead
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I don’t even WORK for DC anymore and yet, I have purchased a ticket to see #Superman at 9am ET this coming Sunday. I just want an excuse to eat popcorn & drink soda really early! #GunnToMyHead
internet is out so I’m just opening the slack app to make sure the little green icon is next to my name while I scroll on my phone looking at monkey pics and other nonsense
July 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
internet is out so I’m just opening the slack app to make sure the little green icon is next to my name while I scroll on my phone looking at monkey pics and other nonsense
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The Emissary ponders his orb.
June 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Emissary ponders his orb.
I’M GONNA FINALLY LIVE IN A CITY WITH A GOOD MAYOR?!?
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’M GONNA FINALLY LIVE IN A CITY WITH A GOOD MAYOR?!?
really been enjoying this image lately
May 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
really been enjoying this image lately