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Matt
@matton79.bsky.social
160 followers 130 following 92 posts
Sod it, Angela. Let's just wet ourselves 🏳️‍🌈
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 7d
Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 9d
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10d
I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 11d
#newprofilepic
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 16d
Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 16d
Loving Beattie Pearson being 49 years old here. #Corrie
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17d
#EastEnders launches new psychosis storyline
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17d
What I'm wearing to the rapture:
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17d
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 18d
14 days into my return to dating apps and the cycle of flirting, ghosting, harassing and unsolicited bumhole photos will soon send me loco.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 19d
I mean, it looks like it accidentally landed on her head on a windy day.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 19d
RIP my Twitter relationship with Anna the Nana 💔 . Delighted to be called a kid at 46 though! 🏳️‍🌈
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 19d
Bracing myself for a tell all autobiography
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 19d
It's a statement piece, but not quite up there with the cowardly lion wig of yore. I do adore this woman.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 19d
Can't stop looking at the hair
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22d
That's the big old world of business. Can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22d
I don't think any business deal has ever taken as long as the Udagawa deal. Made Brexit look like a game of monopoly.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22d
I chose my childhood heroes well ❤️
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Not That Doctor @notthatdoctor.bsky.social · 22d
BBC news showing the Trump protest in London, Sylvester McCoy has just appeared on a vox pop.
A television showing Sylvester McCoy at an anti Trump protest.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 24d
a woman wearing a hat with flowers on it
ALT: a woman wearing a hat with flowers on it
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 25d
a person is pressing a door stop on a door with the words `` hard mode only '' .
ALT: a person is pressing a door stop on a door with the words `` hard mode only '' .
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 25d
The bit with Jackie Baldwin and her beautiful boyfriend is cruelly short.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26d
Five favourite episodes of "The Golden Girls":

* A Little Romance
* In a Bed of Rose's
* Mrs George Deveraux
* Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die
* Journey to the Center of Attention
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 28d
Bloody hell!!!
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · Sep 9
3 years since I had to ring my nephew from my holiday in Spain to counsel him following the death of the Queen. He was over it in about 2 minutes.
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