Matt
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Still don’t understand the hype behind all of the Murdaugh family documentaries bc what do you mean this wasn’t expected??? Like are we living in different realities?
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Still don’t understand the hype behind all of the Murdaugh family documentaries bc what do you mean this wasn’t expected??? Like are we living in different realities?
Don’t say I’m not loyal….taking down the 20 frauds ahead of me next year…
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don’t say I’m not loyal….taking down the 20 frauds ahead of me next year…
Still not over that one year when Spotify wrapped assigned us all cities and I got Tashkent, Uzbekistan 😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Still not over that one year when Spotify wrapped assigned us all cities and I got Tashkent, Uzbekistan 😭😭
Not buying this whole Whitney MLM sob story I’m sorry
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not buying this whole Whitney MLM sob story I’m sorry
First flight cancelled, rebooked flight delayed, “randomly selected” by TSA for additional screening, airport lounge is closed; how am I doing??? Not well, bitch!
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
First flight cancelled, rebooked flight delayed, “randomly selected” by TSA for additional screening, airport lounge is closed; how am I doing??? Not well, bitch!
Horrible news I think we’ve been re-colonized
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Horrible news I think we’ve been re-colonized
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Curtis Sliwa is obviously a crackpot but this is making for incredible tv
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Curtis Sliwa is obviously a crackpot but this is making for incredible tv
Feel like I need to take my adderall later in the day on tuesdays to fully absorb all of the RHOSLC drama like this show feels like a due diligence meeting
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Feel like I need to take my adderall later in the day on tuesdays to fully absorb all of the RHOSLC drama like this show feels like a due diligence meeting
Ugh I love the Emmy’s this is iconique
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ugh I love the Emmy’s this is iconique
FINALLY able to watch the US Open live basically the whole time since I’ve been in Europe and it’s on my backwards red-eye on Turkish airlines
August 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
FINALLY able to watch the US Open live basically the whole time since I’ve been in Europe and it’s on my backwards red-eye on Turkish airlines
Just woke up to the Penko news 💀
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just woke up to the Penko news 💀
Bonjour from Saint Tropez
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bonjour from Saint Tropez
Never really understood the attraction to big/muscular legs but now that I’m watching this match….Holger can CRUSH me with those thighs…🥵
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Never really understood the attraction to big/muscular legs but now that I’m watching this match….Holger can CRUSH me with those thighs…🥵
The Bosch refrigerator commercial is starting to make me feel like I’m hallucinating
August 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Bosch refrigerator commercial is starting to make me feel like I’m hallucinating
Oh they’re just playing through the sirens/strobe lights this is apocalyptic as fuck
August 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh they’re just playing through the sirens/strobe lights this is apocalyptic as fuck
I don’t recall human line judges ever catching on fire 🤨
August 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don’t recall human line judges ever catching on fire 🤨
Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
August 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
Reposted by Matt
Fergus Murphy, on the radio, correctly tells the technicians they’re having a “credibility issue.”
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fergus Murphy, on the radio, correctly tells the technicians they’re having a “credibility issue.”
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
I’ll always support human line judges for this reason (& because I miss the arguments)
August 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ll always support human line judges for this reason (& because I miss the arguments)