matt ranalletta
@mattran.bsky.social
Ran the Philly Marathon today and it did not go great!! BUT I’ll be running the Boston Marathon in April and I’d love for you to help me fundraise for World Central Kitchen:
(1) Give to my Venmo here: venmo.com/mattran
** all donations via Venmo before Dec 5th will be TRIPLED**
(1) Give to my Venmo here: venmo.com/mattran
** all donations via Venmo before Dec 5th will be TRIPLED**
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ran the Philly Marathon today and it did not go great!! BUT I’ll be running the Boston Marathon in April and I’d love for you to help me fundraise for World Central Kitchen:
(1) Give to my Venmo here: venmo.com/mattran
** all donations via Venmo before Dec 5th will be TRIPLED**
(1) Give to my Venmo here: venmo.com/mattran
** all donations via Venmo before Dec 5th will be TRIPLED**
me when I see ICE
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
me when I see ICE
in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend
HE SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
HE SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP
morning in Brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
morning in Brooklyn
they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat
making Jodie read my application essays
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
making Jodie read my application essays
good morning we’re applying to grad school
October 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
good morning we’re applying to grad school
Jodie holding on for dear life as I get raptured
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jodie holding on for dear life as I get raptured
me if I’m not raptured today
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
me if I’m not raptured today
I'm being shadowbanned on Twitter just like Club Chalamet so I'm posting this here too
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm being shadowbanned on Twitter just like Club Chalamet so I'm posting this here too
Waiting for the release of the new March/April dates of Gaga tickets. Paws up. But paws down as we wait.
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Waiting for the release of the new March/April dates of Gaga tickets. Paws up. But paws down as we wait.
the oldest Murdoch daughter’s name is Prue?
September 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the oldest Murdoch daughter’s name is Prue?
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
why is this so funny... imagine if airlines sent you emails like this
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
why is this so funny... imagine if airlines sent you emails like this
love watching The Gilded Age
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
love watching The Gilded Age
my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low
Andrew Cuomo is ugly pass it on
June 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Andrew Cuomo is ugly pass it on
