We really can't have nice things. That venn diagram holds true every time.

Figured Turner would be in the top 5. Must have been pretty rough against the run.

JJ McCarthy says he has an alter ego named '9' who comes out when he steps on the field. Do you have an alter ego that comes out when you step behind the Access Vikings camera? And if so, what's the alter ego's name?

Is Kevin O'Connell too loyal to his coaching staff? There's plenty of player turnover to address whatever isn't working, but hardly any coaching turnover. Running game, for example. Players come and go but it's the same line coach and run game coordinator since KO started.

We're going to stumble across vague expedition recordings about how excited they are to try out the Randy ratio

Every year a new expedition.

Good grief

I think coming off of Kirk, a QB who was good but not good enough to overcome the ways his salary restricted the team, it made sense that the Vikings weren't going to go all in on Sam. Maybe Darnold is that franchise elevating QB but it's also 6 games in.

Cam Akers maximum efficiency

Ain't all waitin on you

Akayleb Evans!

James Lynch too

I check that app now and then for videos from camp and man there's so much outrage and so many bots. Not sure why serious people stay active there.

Yeah but it's a dry worm

Great stuff!

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

Man... there's no bottom