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Matt from Queens 🌱
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📍Astoria, NY
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You are loved. And we're thankful you're here!

Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’m the kinda drunk-on-a-Monday that only a diet coke can cure
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.

If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.

#sciencematters
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Perfectly timed my eddie to hit as I walk to the drag bar listening to demi
a cartoon character says according to my calculations while holding a box
ALT: a cartoon character says according to my calculations while holding a box
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November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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He’s babbling about death penalties and ‘seditious behavior’ because six Democrats told the military NOT to obey ILLEGAL ORDERS—and then he swears he’s ‘not threatening’ anyone. Give me a BREAK. This is authoritarian madness dressed up as tough talk. He’s the one terrified of the law, and it shows.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I know I’m bad at whispering when I walk by a hot guy and (not so) softly whimper, damn daddy 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Isn’t it amazing that, even in your mid-to-late 30s (🙃), taking an eddie gives you a bounce in your step is if you had the knee cartilage of a 20 year-old?
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I HIGHLY recommend hitting a jay and watching smallville bc this cheap ass doomsday has me living
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m sitting at my desk holding back tears. My mind has felt incredibly fractured this week and it’s just so exhausting. Like, is it time to be medicated?
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Today’s been such a day. Cum tuck in me. I mean tuck me in.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The way I need railroad daddy to run a train on me soooooooo bad 🥵🥵🥵
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ya know what, today was hard on my mind, and I think I staved off an anxiety attack twice. I’m going to be gentle on myself for eating half a large pizza + an order of garlic knots 🫥
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The anxiety rollercoaster I’ve been on today is really something. Can everybody get their shit together so I can regulate myself? Thnx
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can’t wait to take my baby to see this goddess 😍
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Signed up last week for Olivia Dean’s mailing list to get the tour presale code… but I still haven’t received the email with the code.

Anyone else have this problem? Or did you all get the email, but just not me?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Heal my hangover, Dunkin’ wake-up wrap and hash browns, you’re my only hope
a woman is wearing a pillow on her head while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a woman is wearing a pillow on her head while sitting at a desk .
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November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
True love is taking a train, then a bus through the Lincoln tunnel, to take eddies and craft with your bestie
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Record profits are unpaid wages.
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Having the sniffles from the cold weather while on a subway platform is most unfortunate rn
a close up of a dog 's tongue sticking out .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's tongue sticking out .
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November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can I say something? Zach Braff is aging kinda nicely, right?
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Had a lovely surprise in my leftovers today 😖
Dropped a lemon seed in my lemon feta pasta and am dreading *that* bite
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
MY JOY IS RESTORED
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh. I screamed. I cried. I treated myself to an iced latte and am in the waiting room for Hilary Duff tickets. I WILL make this a good day.
i’d turn my ass right around
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Left my freshly steeped cold brew on the counter so let’s see how today goes 🫨
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM