Greetings! We realize yesterday's program renaming may have resulted in a less-than-ideal acronym. So to reconcile, those in charge of naming the program have been reassigned as test subjects.

Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
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Greetings! To more accurately describe our mission, we at Aperture have decided to rename our "Human Brain Enrichment Program" to the "Human Enrichment & Reinforcement Program Encouraging Science"

Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
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Behold: The entire Bee Movie script, because I feel like it.

Greetings! Here at Aperture Science, we don't care much about politics or opinions; we just care about the facts! So we would like to introduce our new "Human Brain Enrichment Program" where we will provide daily facts to bolster the human fact repository!

Fact 1: You are a Human!
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Greetings! All of us here at Aperture Science would like to introduce you to our new community outreach program!

Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".

Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!

In order to become famous, you need to be already famous, or be selected by the hive mind for superior placement.

These two would make a good team. 😄

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