Matthew Roman
@mattroman.bsky.social
Network engineer by day, video gamer by night. Hopeful that one day I can get my ADHD under control enough to finish writing a book I've got planned.
March 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Not any more wild then the concept of fried ice cream.
January 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Not any more wild then the concept of fried ice cream.
Nah, more like a product than content.
January 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nah, more like a product than content.
Time is an illusion and gravy is a soup.
December 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Time is an illusion and gravy is a soup.
Gasoline helps with that.
December 20, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Gasoline helps with that.
My momma says I am special all of the time. I think she might by lying…
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
My momma says I am special all of the time. I think she might by lying…
I’ve been at the age of appreciating a really good Wok for a while now.
December 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I’ve been at the age of appreciating a really good Wok for a while now.
Her previous (douchebag) owner had her declawed. So glad that is outlawed here in Maryland.
December 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Her previous (douchebag) owner had her declawed. So glad that is outlawed here in Maryland.
This is mine, standing on me as is her preference.
December 8, 2024 at 10:24 PM
This is mine, standing on me as is her preference.
Same, but for Avowed.
December 8, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Same, but for Avowed.
Some real “Safety from guns for me, not for thee!” vibes to be expected.
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Some real “Safety from guns for me, not for thee!” vibes to be expected.
“I’m a network engineer.”
“Can you help with this printer issue?”
“Sorry, my only training for printers came from Office Space.”
“Can you help with this printer issue?”
“Sorry, my only training for printers came from Office Space.”
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
“I’m a network engineer.”
“Can you help with this printer issue?”
“Sorry, my only training for printers came from Office Space.”
“Can you help with this printer issue?”
“Sorry, my only training for printers came from Office Space.”
Mildly disturbed at the bulge in the shadow…
December 5, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Mildly disturbed at the bulge in the shadow…
Yup, that terrifying, menacing Lady Gaga, lol.
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Yup, that terrifying, menacing Lady Gaga, lol.
Probably just a fetch quest.
December 2, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Probably just a fetch quest.