mattsciandra.bsky.social
@mattsciandra.bsky.social
I will not stand for any further Joe Schmoe slander. His vote should clearly determine the salary of a player in a league that he's unaware exists.
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Merry Christmas, gents. I read this with all the warmth of the firm handshake with which I assume @grahamruthven.bsky.social and his wife greeted each other this morning.
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Taylor after making fun of the Europeans for their lack of reading comprehension skills.
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
@ryanjaybailey.bsky.social was metronomic, @taylorrockwell.bsky.social set the pace, @grahamruthven.bsky.social built rhythm & @joeclowery.bsky.social was incredible in defensive transition, read the game w/ his defensive positioning, was strong in duels & ahead of the CBs when on the ball #brevity
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I beat the league account by 15 minutes...my work here is done 😂 bsky.app/profile/nwsl...
A gift from Gift Monday ✨

In the 36th minute, she completed the FASTEST hat trick in NWSL history from start of a match!
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I could be wrong, but I suspect the difference is that Ludmila's was faster from 1st to 3rd goal yet was later into the game than this first half hattie from Monday. That is, Ludmila fastest in succession; Monday fastest from kickoff.
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fun episode as always with listener Qs. But going forward, can I humbly request a Morgan Rogers-style yarrr from @ryanjaybailey.bsky.social whenever everyone's favorite Pirate of the Caribbean gets a mention?
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
To clean up its reputation, you may need to jump back into the vigilantism that was previously chronicled on @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Is she though? The ref would like a word.
July 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I feel like "get stuck in" caught an unnecessary stray as part of this discussion, but otherwise I loved all the parts of this. #putitinthemixer
July 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
For which PSG will qualify by having won Ligue 1 in 2018.
July 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Be honest: this thread could have been, what, 10 to 45x longer and you still wouldn't have run out of kits?
July 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I enjoy many things about this podcast, not least of which is @rorysmith.bsky.social referring to the theme tune as "slightly erotic" at every opportunity.
June 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wasn't able to listen to this one until today. So much excellent analysis of the roles for Dest (who I guess must have checked the group chat after all), which now is about as useful as the entire Gold Cup is increasingly feeling. Sigh.
June 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM