Matt
@mattthatbrat.bsky.social
Friend: Well, my boyfrie—
Me: First of all, how dare you
Me: First of all, how dare you
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Friend: Well, my boyfrie—
Me: First of all, how dare you
Me: First of all, how dare you
Had some difficulties last night w internet on stream unfortunately :/ This is just a small salvageable clip I was able to get and I thought it was funny lol
The new modem came in today so I should be good for next stream :D
The new modem came in today so I should be good for next stream :D
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Had some difficulties last night w internet on stream unfortunately :/ This is just a small salvageable clip I was able to get and I thought it was funny lol
The new modem came in today so I should be good for next stream :D
The new modem came in today so I should be good for next stream :D
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Was on a friend’s stream last night and typed in chat, “Ouuu y’all swallowed” bc they won the game and everyone on voice chat on stream was like, “That sounds like Matt, is that Matt?” Lmaoooo
Clockeddddttt
Clockeddddttt
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Was on a friend’s stream last night and typed in chat, “Ouuu y’all swallowed” bc they won the game and everyone on voice chat on stream was like, “That sounds like Matt, is that Matt?” Lmaoooo
Clockeddddttt
Clockeddddttt
It’s saturday!! Going to play Rivals comp let’s see how it goes :3
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s saturday!! Going to play Rivals comp let’s see how it goes :3
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Behind every gay person there’s a gayer, more evil gay person
Finished disc 1 😍
Finished disc 1 😍
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Behind every gay person there’s a gayer, more evil gay person
Finished disc 1 😍
Finished disc 1 😍
Oh.. Selphie just like me frfr
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh.. Selphie just like me frfr
Just found out the hot barber next to my hot barber is gay
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just found out the hot barber next to my hot barber is gay
Instagram taking down my stories bc I have a sticker covering up my goodies but yet I see peepees and holes on my feed.. why am I catching strays?
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Instagram taking down my stories bc I have a sticker covering up my goodies but yet I see peepees and holes on my feed.. why am I catching strays?
Last minute costume 😭 Also it’s my birthday!! 🥳
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Last minute costume 😭 Also it’s my birthday!! 🥳
I’m trynna wrap my head around the two people who told me untied shoes is part of a style.. Like huh??
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m trynna wrap my head around the two people who told me untied shoes is part of a style.. Like huh??
This is the beginning of my birthday week!
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is the beginning of my birthday week!
I can’t believe I said, “sweetie” to my bartender.. I feel like I just aged 10 years saying that
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can’t believe I said, “sweetie” to my bartender.. I feel like I just aged 10 years saying that
Somehow someway I got an ingrown hair on my stomach which I haven’t shaved in a hot minute and right before my vacation 😩 Whyyyyy am I this world’s least favorite
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Somehow someway I got an ingrown hair on my stomach which I haven’t shaved in a hot minute and right before my vacation 😩 Whyyyyy am I this world’s least favorite
If there is a hero who I wish ceased to exist it will ALWAYS be Squirrel Girl
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If there is a hero who I wish ceased to exist it will ALWAYS be Squirrel Girl
Got a job offer that is just slightly more pay but was told I can’t wear my piercings and had to remove my black nail polish.. Thx but no thanks
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Got a job offer that is just slightly more pay but was told I can’t wear my piercings and had to remove my black nail polish.. Thx but no thanks
I loveee hearing from little birdies what my locals say about me 🤭 Like I did what now??
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I loveee hearing from little birdies what my locals say about me 🤭 Like I did what now??
Started earlier than usual 💪🏽
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Started earlier than usual 💪🏽
October 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ready for tonight’s misadventures
October 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ready for tonight’s misadventures
I’ve spoken less than 50 words the entire day
October 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve spoken less than 50 words the entire day