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Matthew Catania
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Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
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She prefers StuG’s ‘n drugs to hugs.
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#Caturday
My cat failed her afternoon couch leap thrice.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ever since relaunching its Spawn toy line, McFarlane Toys has refused to release a regular Al Simmons Spawn in any of its basic assortments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The least believable part of Twitch City's "Planet Of Cats" is that cats ruling the world made television worse.
#Caturday
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
100 Nights Of Hero is playing once a day at the closer multiplex but not the one with luxury loungers & discount Tuesday.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
No one can agree on how to render Dash Rendar's face.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
True Confessions Of A Gunpla Guttersnipe
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In GDT's Frankenstein, the creature hides amongst the giant gears in the blind man's cabin. Their presence means the cabin is a mill yet there is no waterwheel or windmill to turn the cogs. There aren't even any draft animals for this work. This set design undermined the sequence's emotional core.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Teen Titans Go! has an episode about Beard Hunter!
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If I perish on the way home from the supermarket, what's the fastest the authorities will release the groceries to my next of kin?

I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tig Notaro's hot lesbian action movie, Deviants, had better have a big role for Katy O'Brian with plenty of fight scenes!
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Tig Notaro Says She’s Writing a ‘Hot Lesbian Action’ Movie With Zack Snyder
Tig Notaro and Zack Snyder, who worked together on 'Army of the Dead,' are planning a 'hot lesbian action' movie.
variety.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ready Or Not understood the sequel naming assignment.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Wicked movies fail to explain how an Earth carny brought such sophisticated mechanical advancements to Oz.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Henceforth Stratos shall be known as Flapsquatch!
#MOTU
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
#WickedForGood
I liked how Elphaba & Fiyero sang a duet about how stoked they are to commit adultery & then followed up by cuckolding Glinda.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
AI could never write Vogon poetry.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I theoretically should try to get a deal on a new computer that can run Windows 11 but am too fatigued from over three days of adverts to do any research.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
#StrangerThings
The finale needs to end with the heroes being arrested for drugging & kidnapping the Turnbows.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why isn't Mother Mary a ghost love story, dagnabbit?
First posters for David Lowery's Mother Mary starring Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel ❤️‍🔥

Trailer drops tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It is not possible to heart Skullcrusher too much.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
#StrangerThings 5 x 4

I'm so glad they finally brought Kali back!
two people hugging in a dark room with netflix written on the bottom
Alt: Kali (Linnea Berthelsen) & Eleven (Millie Bobby Brown) hug in Stranger Things.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You ever invent a riddle & then forget the answer?
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
John Crichton has Hal Jordan vibes minus the unpleasantness of being Hal Jordan.
a man is making a peace sign with his finger to his nose
Alt: John Crichton (Ben Browder) is making a peace sign with his finger to his nose in Farscape.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Her jumps aren’t what they used to be, so a cardboard box had to be installed for her to reach the top of the chair for spider plant.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM