Matthew Catania
@mattthecatania.bsky.social
Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
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My cat failed her afternoon couch leap thrice.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My cat failed her afternoon couch leap thrice.
Ever since relaunching its Spawn toy line, McFarlane Toys has refused to release a regular Al Simmons Spawn in any of its basic assortments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ever since relaunching its Spawn toy line, McFarlane Toys has refused to release a regular Al Simmons Spawn in any of its basic assortments.
100 Nights Of Hero is playing once a day at the closer multiplex but not the one with luxury loungers & discount Tuesday.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
100 Nights Of Hero is playing once a day at the closer multiplex but not the one with luxury loungers & discount Tuesday.
No one can agree on how to render Dash Rendar's face.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No one can agree on how to render Dash Rendar's face.
True Confessions Of A Gunpla Guttersnipe
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
True Confessions Of A Gunpla Guttersnipe
In GDT's Frankenstein, the creature hides amongst the giant gears in the blind man's cabin. Their presence means the cabin is a mill yet there is no waterwheel or windmill to turn the cogs. There aren't even any draft animals for this work. This set design undermined the sequence's emotional core.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
In GDT's Frankenstein, the creature hides amongst the giant gears in the blind man's cabin. Their presence means the cabin is a mill yet there is no waterwheel or windmill to turn the cogs. There aren't even any draft animals for this work. This set design undermined the sequence's emotional core.
Teen Titans Go! has an episode about Beard Hunter!
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Teen Titans Go! has an episode about Beard Hunter!
If I perish on the way home from the supermarket, what's the fastest the authorities will release the groceries to my next of kin?
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I perish on the way home from the supermarket, what's the fastest the authorities will release the groceries to my next of kin?
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
I don't want the milk to spoil while I'm on the slab.
Tig Notaro's hot lesbian action movie, Deviants, had better have a big role for Katy O'Brian with plenty of fight scenes!
@thekatyo.bsky.social @thekyliechi.bsky.social @tignotaro.bsky.social @zacsnyder.bsky.social
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@thekatyo.bsky.social @thekyliechi.bsky.social @tignotaro.bsky.social @zacsnyder.bsky.social
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Tig Notaro Says She’s Writing a ‘Hot Lesbian Action’ Movie With Zack Snyder
Tig Notaro and Zack Snyder, who worked together on 'Army of the Dead,' are planning a 'hot lesbian action' movie.
variety.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tig Notaro's hot lesbian action movie, Deviants, had better have a big role for Katy O'Brian with plenty of fight scenes!
@thekatyo.bsky.social @thekyliechi.bsky.social @tignotaro.bsky.social @zacsnyder.bsky.social
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
@thekatyo.bsky.social @thekyliechi.bsky.social @tignotaro.bsky.social @zacsnyder.bsky.social
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Ready Or Not understood the sequel naming assignment.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ready Or Not understood the sequel naming assignment.
The Wicked movies fail to explain how an Earth carny brought such sophisticated mechanical advancements to Oz.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Wicked movies fail to explain how an Earth carny brought such sophisticated mechanical advancements to Oz.
#WickedForGood
I liked how Elphaba & Fiyero sang a duet about how stoked they are to commit adultery & then followed up by cuckolding Glinda.
I liked how Elphaba & Fiyero sang a duet about how stoked they are to commit adultery & then followed up by cuckolding Glinda.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
#WickedForGood
I liked how Elphaba & Fiyero sang a duet about how stoked they are to commit adultery & then followed up by cuckolding Glinda.
I liked how Elphaba & Fiyero sang a duet about how stoked they are to commit adultery & then followed up by cuckolding Glinda.
AI could never write Vogon poetry.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AI could never write Vogon poetry.
I theoretically should try to get a deal on a new computer that can run Windows 11 but am too fatigued from over three days of adverts to do any research.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I theoretically should try to get a deal on a new computer that can run Windows 11 but am too fatigued from over three days of adverts to do any research.
#StrangerThings
The finale needs to end with the heroes being arrested for drugging & kidnapping the Turnbows.
The finale needs to end with the heroes being arrested for drugging & kidnapping the Turnbows.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
#StrangerThings
The finale needs to end with the heroes being arrested for drugging & kidnapping the Turnbows.
The finale needs to end with the heroes being arrested for drugging & kidnapping the Turnbows.
Why isn't Mother Mary a ghost love story, dagnabbit?
First posters for David Lowery's Mother Mary starring Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel ❤️🔥
Trailer drops tomorrow.
Trailer drops tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why isn't Mother Mary a ghost love story, dagnabbit?
It is not possible to heart Skullcrusher too much.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It is not possible to heart Skullcrusher too much.
Thanksgiving For Thirteen Lucky Cat Years
#MondayBlogs #cats
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#MondayBlogs #cats
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Thanksgiving For Thirteen Lucky Cat Years
The more faithful adaption of The Running Man (until the end) & Predator: Badlands (despite the lack of Springsteen on the soundtrack) are great! See them in cinema, especially if you have a Ci…
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December 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Thanksgiving For Thirteen Lucky Cat Years
#MondayBlogs #cats
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#MondayBlogs #cats
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You ever invent a riddle & then forget the answer?
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You ever invent a riddle & then forget the answer?
John Crichton has Hal Jordan vibes minus the unpleasantness of being Hal Jordan.
a man is making a peace sign with his finger to his nose
Alt: John Crichton (Ben Browder) is making a peace sign with his finger to his nose in Farscape.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
John Crichton has Hal Jordan vibes minus the unpleasantness of being Hal Jordan.
Her jumps aren’t what they used to be, so a cardboard box had to be installed for her to reach the top of the chair for spider plant.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Her jumps aren’t what they used to be, so a cardboard box had to be installed for her to reach the top of the chair for spider plant.
mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/11/26/t...
mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/11/26/t...
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM