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Matt T
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Money Investigator by trade.
Writer by night.

Going to try and not be political on this.

#COYS #GiveBlood #Mencap
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A thread about why and how all the love interests in Mass Effect are just the dating history and opportunities of a middle-aged man stuck in a rift.
I'm imagining Commander Shepherd is that recently divorced dude you work with who thinks now he's single, the world's his oyster.
Slightly diminish a band
Thought of Dragons.
Slightly diminish a band
Obsis
Slightly diminish a band
Grey Day
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Someone get Palhinha a pair of gloves.
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
And that's a wrap for Frank.
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Now that its been over a week I do want to reflect and point out something funny about the Stranger Things finale.

All those heroes venturing into The Abyss in Red Dawn sleeveless jackets, combat boots, bandanas and backwards caps

And then there's Joyce. Wearing her best mom jacket. Slay queen.
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
At the end Rufus Sewell and Steve Coogan emerge from the shadows and say they're putting a team together.
Breaking: Channel 5 is to air “The Downfall of Huw Edwards,” a two part factual drama on the disgraced former BBC News presenter.

It stars Martin Clunes as Huw Edwards.
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
#THFC #COYS I caught him in the gents at the Vitality last night and when he pulled his trousers and pants all the way down to have a piss at the stalls, I saw clear as day, an Ian Wright branded g-string.
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
A thread about why and how all the love interests in Mass Effect are just the dating history and opportunities of a middle-aged man stuck in a rift.
I'm imagining Commander Shepherd is that recently divorced dude you work with who thinks now he's single, the world's his oyster.
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 AM
#MassEffect love interests and how they are hilariously cringe options for the middle-aged Commander Shepherd hitting his mid-live crises spiral.

Ashley Williams: she's in the same business as Shep, quotes poetry, is fearless, and loyal. She's also a massive racist. Proper hardcore right-winger.
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
If you ever find yourself wondering how bullshit the job market is, I got to a second stage interview recently and the interviewee said they liked my credentials and experience but wanted to know if I was a meal, what would I be, and I froze so much at the stupidity of the question.
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
At this point it would be hella funny if the Duffer Brothers DID announce there is a ninth episode and it just never comes out.
They just keep telling people they're working on it in post. Always in post. Get the cast on board too. Discuss scenes that they never filmed.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Was supposed to be saving money this year for important house projects but oh no! My brother and sister-in-law just HAD to get me some Lego that's part of a bigger set and my completionist head isnt resting until I've bought it all.
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Sipping a whisky in the dark as I contemplate my FPL squad going forward
dark.as
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Today.
#coys
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Something refreshing about going into a whole new social media platform and creating a virgin profile is I'm not drowning in crazy accounts. It feels clean right now. Unspoiled. Like a new phone, or a crisp shirt for a court date.
whole.new
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I have created this to post fun things. If I ever get political, this account can be banned.
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM