matttowey.bsky.social
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It is so darkly funny that the MOMENT unitary executive theory escaped containment from the Federalist Society lab and got exposed to the real world, it was revealed to be a farcical disaster
It's called The Unitary Executive, look it up!
REPORTER: Is your administration sending migrants to Libya?

TRUMP: I don't know. You'll have to ask Homeland Security
May 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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That’s the thing I like about Donald Trump, he’s just like you and me — standing around listening to Journey while fixating on the memory of the time he saw Arnold Palmer’s penis
October 20, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font
October 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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a couple small things:
steve cared very much about the moral compass of the universe. it was one of those things that was indelible in him, and that he never stopped growing to understand. he was also an enormous fuckin goofball. people that can balance those things are my very favorite people
May 9, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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janet weiss
March 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM