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Matthew Worboys
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Hey, you guys like clean jokes?
If one more disembodied hand wags a finger at me in a tutorial video I swear to god I will log off
November 18, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The 3rd act of Pinocchio is wild. "Oh didn't you hear? Geppetto's not home because he got... uh... swallowed by a whale."
February 7, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Are there really more than one ways of skinning a cat?
December 6, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Outlook ready to tell me about my shit personality and vacuum of charisma.
December 5, 2023 at 8:27 AM
In The Killer, The Killer is meticulous and careful. He also just lightly steps on his burner phones until the glass breaks. Those phones still work, friend!
November 10, 2023 at 10:41 AM
I turned off Audition (2000) an hour and a half in because there wasn't enough torture.
October 21, 2023 at 12:00 PM
Hey, you guys like clean jokes?
October 19, 2023 at 7:56 AM
Plex's random button served up Seconds (1966). Truly terrifying. There were way too many people in that grape vat. Surely a code violation!
October 19, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Something about the name Bluesky makes it feel like we've Twitter died and gone to heaven(?)
October 18, 2023 at 10:36 PM