Matt
@mattyb123.bsky.social
🏳️🌈, 34, TN born but after 12 years, I think I’m a Chicagoan by this point. X-Men, Pokemon, movies, baking/cooking.
I just watched a TikTok where I woman called pouring water over a ham “seasoning it with water” and my brain cannot actually process that in any form or fashion
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December 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I just watched a TikTok where I woman called pouring water over a ham “seasoning it with water” and my brain cannot actually process that in any form or fashion
Just a little light reading this afternoon
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just a little light reading this afternoon
One of my goals for myself this coming year is to put myself out there more and have more friends, especially men… and it’s going about as well as you’d think. Why is it so hard to find friends? I’m nice, I can keep conversation going, I have a lot of interests… so what is it?
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
One of my goals for myself this coming year is to put myself out there more and have more friends, especially men… and it’s going about as well as you’d think. Why is it so hard to find friends? I’m nice, I can keep conversation going, I have a lot of interests… so what is it?
Good morning from my gloomy rainy day
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Good morning from my gloomy rainy day
The Heated Rivalry edits on TikTok are absolutely destroying me in the best way…I can’t leave them. Been stuck in a loop of one set to Golden Hour by Kasey Musgraves for the past 10 mins
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December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Heated Rivalry edits on TikTok are absolutely destroying me in the best way…I can’t leave them. Been stuck in a loop of one set to Golden Hour by Kasey Musgraves for the past 10 mins
Wanted a switch up for dinner, so I made some enchiladas
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wanted a switch up for dinner, so I made some enchiladas
That was a beautiful finale for Heated Rivalry… it was funny, it was touching, it was real. I have more thoughts to share when they are coherent, but damn they stuck the landing. What a great first season
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
That was a beautiful finale for Heated Rivalry… it was funny, it was touching, it was real. I have more thoughts to share when they are coherent, but damn they stuck the landing. What a great first season
Decked out in my Christmas best today
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Decked out in my Christmas best today
Ahhh the Christmas insomnia curse lives on this year so now my food that slow cooks is now cooking and I’ll be able to munch that…. Take that insomnia, at least I was productive 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ahhh the Christmas insomnia curse lives on this year so now my food that slow cooks is now cooking and I’ll be able to munch that…. Take that insomnia, at least I was productive 🤣
Muppet Christmas Carol felt particularly right this evening
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December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Muppet Christmas Carol felt particularly right this evening
Merry Christmas Eve friends! I hope your night and day tomorrow is filled with fun and joy whether you’re spending to friends, family, or on your own. I’m doing g Christmas solo and my pie is already in the oven. So grateful for all of you I follow and interact with ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Merry Christmas Eve friends! I hope your night and day tomorrow is filled with fun and joy whether you’re spending to friends, family, or on your own. I’m doing g Christmas solo and my pie is already in the oven. So grateful for all of you I follow and interact with ❤️
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
Decided this evening should start with a cozy bath and collagen mask to have a little spa moment… hoping all of you has a restful Sunday evening ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
December 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Decided this evening should start with a cozy bath and collagen mask to have a little spa moment… hoping all of you has a restful Sunday evening ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
Omg the Trump sketch is too real to be funny tbh… but they swung at him so good… he’s def gonna be pissed
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Omg the Trump sketch is too real to be funny tbh… but they swung at him so good… he’s def gonna be pissed
Watching this Ghostbusters bc it was a great movie and deserved sequels.
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December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Watching this Ghostbusters bc it was a great movie and deserved sequels.
Ok this episode (5) ofHeated Rivalry has me believing in love again…. Closeted gay hockey player, I’m ready to be swept off my feet please and thank you 🤣
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December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ok this episode (5) ofHeated Rivalry has me believing in love again…. Closeted gay hockey player, I’m ready to be swept off my feet please and thank you 🤣
I def acknowledge this was a nerdy thing to buy but I apologize to no one and yes it does actually spin 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I def acknowledge this was a nerdy thing to buy but I apologize to no one and yes it does actually spin 🤣
Between losing Ego and now Bowen, SNL is gonna be so different for me… I really enjoyed what both brought to the table and it feels like when Kate McKinnon left all over again
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Between losing Ego and now Bowen, SNL is gonna be so different for me… I really enjoyed what both brought to the table and it feels like when Kate McKinnon left all over again
Added a few more ornaments since my last tree post, so hope everyone can enjoy. It’s my yearly tradition to buy a lot of unique ornaments that I find at stores and online and add them to the tree.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Added a few more ornaments since my last tree post, so hope everyone can enjoy. It’s my yearly tradition to buy a lot of unique ornaments that I find at stores and online and add them to the tree.
I have yet to get to the point in Legends ZA where I’m doing the dlc and I feel so behind…
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have yet to get to the point in Legends ZA where I’m doing the dlc and I feel so behind…
I just had a 15 min period of constant police, fire, and ambulances zipping past my place just now so not sure how to fall asleep after that 😬
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I just had a 15 min period of constant police, fire, and ambulances zipping past my place just now so not sure how to fall asleep after that 😬
This has truly been a Monday… is it bed time yet 😖
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This has truly been a Monday… is it bed time yet 😖
Omg it really was Rob Reiner… this is so tragic… how could anyone hurt him?
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Omg it really was Rob Reiner… this is so tragic… how could anyone hurt him?
Venturing out in -2 windchill for some chipotle! Happy Sunday beautiful people ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Venturing out in -2 windchill for some chipotle! Happy Sunday beautiful people ❤️
The people I’m unfortunately related to have done nothing but piss me off for 3 days and in a time and season of togetherness, I’m so grateful I live 500 miles away from them
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December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The people I’m unfortunately related to have done nothing but piss me off for 3 days and in a time and season of togetherness, I’m so grateful I live 500 miles away from them