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Matt 🍻🛳️
@mattybooz.bsky.social
Aspiring domestic engineer 🧺🍳🛍
📸 Instagram.com/mattybooz
📍Boston
I hate to say it bc I sound real gluttonous rn but my little leftover turkey sandy on sourdough slaaaaaps. We ate at 1 so I got hungry. 🥺
Ok that’s enough food for me until my second dinner later.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ok that’s enough food for me until my second dinner later.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I say this every year but I absolutely want to skip this holiday next year and take a solo trip somewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just a trot to the fridge for me today thank you
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Not going and out getting drunk tonight
a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Well traffic is predictably horrendous leaving the city so I guess I will drive to the suburbs in a few hours. 🤧
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ok just left the movie
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ok fuck the tagline. Just become a throuple and be done with it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m at brunch now but should I also order the Wicked pizza at Alamo during my matinee this afternoon?
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh I’m gonna be on the Stellan Oscar train this season.
Sitting down for this one tonight
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sitting down for this one tonight
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Did everyone rewatch Wicked today?
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If I comment on your picture it means I want to fuck
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m much more charming when I haven’t slept actually.
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Showing up to an unusually hot crowd at the bar tonight dressed like a lumberjack is fitting for my journey.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Still made it to the gym this afternoon despite the hangover
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need Tom and Aaron from GBBO to bring their cakes to Boston.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Housemate giving a house tour to his flag football team while I sit in my bedroom with the door cracked half open
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We eating good
Cheri Oteri & Chris Elliott are returning for ‘Scary Movie 6.’

(deadline.com/2025/11/scary-…)
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That last #rhoslc segment about the plane ride home deserves a million Emmys
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Meredith and Lisa got a little mixed up between the Scarecrow and Tin Man 😂 #rhoslc
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Only three walkouts at my Die My Love screening this afternoon. Jennifer Lawrence rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Omg Grammys actually nominated Addison Rae. I’m obsessed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So happy to have new Hilary Duff music again 💕
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone producing a Miss Piggy movie with Cole Escola writing the script.

Never have I needed a movie more in my life.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM