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Mattydean
@mattydean.bsky.social
Chicago
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Here to engage with my 💙 community and wean myself off the negativity of Elon’s tiny penis compensation project.
News junkie. Love the arts and great design. A “Constant Reader.”
I hope his diaper was extra full and potent today for Tucker.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Not bad. Killer kids are always fun youtu.be/7jk-517sDH8
Dead of Night- Chapter 3: Bobby
YouTube video by Victor Rodriguez
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Not him. Remove this at once. And next time check!
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
That’s not him
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Already cued up. That and…

youtu.be/fc7_1GAYNOw?...
'A Brand New Day (Everybody Rejoice)' from THE WIZ: 1080p
YouTube video by itswhatwelooklike
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
You fucking trash! There is no goddamn “nuance.” This poor woman was shot three times in her face!
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Was it from overwhelming exasperation?
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Plus Real World. Judd Winick wrote this about his time with Pedro and I sob every time I read it.
graphicnovels.info/books/PedroA...
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Hope it hurts
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump and his MAGA friends know this! It’s the whole point. To them these people are just a drain on resources. To MAGA it’s survival of the fittest.
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dammit. I’m sick of the teasing!
Give us a ticking timeclock! No more “warns” or “in their professional opinion.”
I want 5…4…3…2…
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
First time I’ve seen him wearing less eyeliner than the people around him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
How’d they get caught? Did they invite Bondi and Patel to join them thinking it’s the sort of thing they’d love doing on New Years?
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always the winner.
And try it with cheddar cheese and Ritz crackers. 👍👍
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Should an obvious alien really be making decisions about our space program?
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Always use a freezer safe bag.
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A third of this country can just fuck off.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They can flee but they can never be forgiven. Trump was the most obvious test of basic morality in history and they failed miserably. Every Trump vote should be a Mark of Cain that follows them for the rest of their lives.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM