@mattyice071.bsky.social
Let’s do this thing. (He/him) Very tall | Very gay 🏳️🌈 | Vegetarian 🌱 | Black Lives Matter ✊🏾 | LGBTQIA+ & Mental Health Advocate | 18+ only
I’m prepared to face the inevitable then 😉
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I’m prepared to face the inevitable then 😉
And I’m pretty sure I’d be smitten for life after 😌
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
And I’m pretty sure I’d be smitten for life after 😌
He cooks, he cultures, he’s a top, and he’s h**g???
Prince Charming does exist 😮💨
Prince Charming does exist 😮💨
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
He cooks, he cultures, he’s a top, and he’s h**g???
Prince Charming does exist 😮💨
Prince Charming does exist 😮💨
You’ve seen Ted Cruz and the rest of them, we have to stop being so hard on pedophiles. 🙄
I can’t wait until our government grumbles so we can throw them all in jail and build one NOT a hot bed of corruption.
I can’t wait until our government grumbles so we can throw them all in jail and build one NOT a hot bed of corruption.
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
You’ve seen Ted Cruz and the rest of them, we have to stop being so hard on pedophiles. 🙄
I can’t wait until our government grumbles so we can throw them all in jail and build one NOT a hot bed of corruption.
I can’t wait until our government grumbles so we can throw them all in jail and build one NOT a hot bed of corruption.
They really said “back with the peasants” to you
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
They really said “back with the peasants” to you
Pass the jalapeños
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Pass the jalapeños
What a shitty take. Maybe they have fallen out of love with JK being a fucking piece of shit TERF and are intentional about what they spend their time on.
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
What a shitty take. Maybe they have fallen out of love with JK being a fucking piece of shit TERF and are intentional about what they spend their time on.
Please. I’m seeking asylum from the Asylum
a little girl is crawling into a suitcase in a bedroom and saying `` take me with you '' .
ALT: a little girl is crawling into a suitcase in a bedroom and saying `` take me with you '' .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Please. I’m seeking asylum from the Asylum
Non-stop while we watch heated rivalry please 😌
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Non-stop while we watch heated rivalry please 😌
Doing the lords work. Especially since he probably took one look at you and knew you could knock his ass flat
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Doing the lords work. Especially since he probably took one look at you and knew you could knock his ass flat
Very submissive and breedable this weekend
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Very submissive and breedable this weekend
Zero calories on Tuesday’s and during pride month they are negative calories
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Zero calories on Tuesday’s and during pride month they are negative calories
Me: “and how much of an Oreo allowance?”
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Me: “and how much of an Oreo allowance?”
Oh hell that sucks and is good for me to know. Can you just replace the camera lense or is it just fully f’d?
January 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Oh hell that sucks and is good for me to know. Can you just replace the camera lense or is it just fully f’d?
How does one give their phone laser burn?
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
How does one give their phone laser burn?
Omg can I have some?? I’ll bring soup
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Omg can I have some?? I’ll bring soup
Is three noodles left overs?
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Is three noodles left overs?
Confirmed v-big
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Confirmed v-big
That feels borderline sociopathic
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
That feels borderline sociopathic