Matty Marjolet
@mattymarjolet.bsky.social
Ya Goth Tauntie Matty, helping you look like your best dead self and making mildly entertaining videos
“He barked at all the he-dogs and shit on all the she-dogs” has lived rent free with parking and utilities ever since the Faves and Shitters! This parody was a pleasant surprise.
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“He barked at all the he-dogs and shit on all the she-dogs” has lived rent free with parking and utilities ever since the Faves and Shitters! This parody was a pleasant surprise.
Oooooo ooooo I know!!!
hermione granger from harry potter is looking at something
ALT: hermione granger from harry potter is looking at something
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Oooooo ooooo I know!!!
You say to yourself every time you look down
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You say to yourself every time you look down
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Can’t wait to see how yall decorate Novympia Manor
July 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Can’t wait to see how yall decorate Novympia Manor
Let this be a wake up call to all of them because this is even worse than we warned. We said they’d come for them once they’d be done with us. They didn’t even wait to be done with us. Though they’ll most likely find a way to sweep this under the rug as well.
June 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Let this be a wake up call to all of them because this is even worse than we warned. We said they’d come for them once they’d be done with us. They didn’t even wait to be done with us. Though they’ll most likely find a way to sweep this under the rug as well.
Tanked America’s Credibility Overseas
June 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Tanked America’s Credibility Overseas