Matt Matthewman
mattymattman.bsky.social
Matt Matthewman
@mattymattman.bsky.social
The Torygraph is now the Telefarage….
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Who then defects to the SDP?
January 16, 2026 at 10:28 AM
…pAtRiOtSm and Sovrinty
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Quins would definitely have…
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
With Lahiff on the scoresheet too to hammer the point home…
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Masala dosa with sambar and red and green chutneys remains elite….you don't really need to eat for the rest of the day, but somehow you do..
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yikes. It was bad this morning. Take care.
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
#GOOD @squidgerugby.bsky.social 2026 predictions especially the doubling down of Stuart Hogg blaming everything on pronouns / woke…
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
☝️This… #SHIT Quins… the away kit, the defence, the attack and, god love him, the husk formally known as Marcus Smith…remember when he was the 10 in Squidge’s 2024 team of the year?
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Its a great recipe, have done it many times…one year cooked on the BBQ to mitigate pressure on the oven capacity…
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh I would want no part of that…
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The downside is ‘baby rhino’ on repeat from the TNT mob…
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The caveat is that, Kenningham aside, Quins were utterly dreadful and some of the tackling was definitely a business decision…but then again who wants to tackle Genge with a 20m run up…
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Belushi in Animal House vibes…
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
😆
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The attributes of the Tesla
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Chapeau! 👏
I saw one in its natural habitat of the ground floor aisle at Westfield Stratford… The Tesla bros ‘demonstrating’ were not amused with my loud guffaw…
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Fast links between Scotland Manchester/Leeds to Birmingham as well as the benefits to Wales and the areas in between should’ve been the front and centre selling points to the public not shaving a few minutes off an already good link between Birmingham and London.
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Apparently…
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Maybe and I hope that you are right…relying on both labour and tories to continue to shoot themselves in the feet which could work for him.
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Maybe, but it’s not you or your followers he’s trying to appeal to. It’s probably aimed at supporters who were wavering after the accusations, and as usual he’s redirecting the blame elsewhere. In that sense, it’s probably landed exactly where he wanted it to.
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Last season, we finished 8th in the prem, we are currently 8th in the prem…that is our current level and we shouldn’t be anywhere near this competition. We also have a minging pink kit that we’ll probably be wearing tomorrow. On behalf of Quins fans, I can only apologise…
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
…and born in Wales…so Danny wouldn’t be happy
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM