Mattymallow
mattymcnutt.bsky.social
Mattymallow
@mattymcnutt.bsky.social
Liberal older Gen Xer.
It's okay not to be okay
March 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
March 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#PresidentMusk,
Regarding the demise of Tesla, thoughts and tariffs.
Sincerely,
The Pissed-off
March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
March 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Lovely, little, Lu-Lu

L to the 4th power
February 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I wonder if ICE agents know "I was just doing my job" is not a "get out of hell free" card.
February 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Shouldn't the ethical question should be "Would you hord bread if your neighbor was starving?"
January 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Last night I played poker using Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died"-Stephen Wright
January 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dear Politicians,
Please stop thinking about our sex lives and genitals. It's gotten weird.
Sincerely,
Your Sane Constituents
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Heard what I thought was a great line in a short story

"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with all my might."

"A Woman Driving Alone"
~Marie-Helene Bertino
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Do you suppose Kid Rock is pissed off they gave Underwood the inaugural singing gig?

#presidentmusk
January 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How da phuck did the men of the Fascist Party ever get married? It had to be a date rap drug or a dramatic brain injury, or maybe the women are having to atone for something in a past life (like killing the pope's puppy or something)
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Per a scientist who spent at least a year in Antarctica, there is a 300 club. In the winter, at a time when the temperature gets below -100° F, they will get completely naked, crank the suana to 200° F, stay in till they can't stand, then go outside in the -100.

A 300° temperature swing.
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
January 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
January 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New Year's Eve: quiet. Spouse is zoned out on high dose pain meds (MS) and trying to keep the dog calm through the fireworks. 🥳
January 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” ― Oliver Goldsmith
December 31, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Reposted by Mattymallow
Prisoners in Alabama can work at McDonald's for the state but are considered too dangerous for parole?
Holy Slavery Batman!
Alabama profits off prisoners who work at McDonald’s but deems them too dangerous for parole
No state has a longer, more profit-driven history of contracting prisoners out to private companies than Alabama.
apnews.com
December 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Elon Musk versus Laura Loomer

A censoring Snotzi censoring a Snotzi who wants to censor all who aren't Snotzies.
December 29, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Greenland is not for sale, but America seems to be
December 28, 2024 at 3:30 AM