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Now you can just tap your CC directly on the gate. This assumes he knows that credit cards now have chips that tap-to-pay.
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Now you can just tap your CC directly on the gate. This assumes he knows that credit cards now have chips that tap-to-pay.
The ever prescient The Onion:
theonion.com/gop-maintain...
theonion.com/gop-maintain...
GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men
The Republican Party may have an insurmountable lead among young voters who dress and act like they’re already 50 years old.
theonion.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The ever prescient The Onion:
theonion.com/gop-maintain...
theonion.com/gop-maintain...
Had to fully expand the image to see Leon's "Dork Maga". Brilliant.
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Had to fully expand the image to see Leon's "Dork Maga". Brilliant.
I am waiting for a Key & Peele Mr. Garvey interpretation of this. "Mar-Kwanay? You better not be playing with me Mar-Kwanay"
April 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I am waiting for a Key & Peele Mr. Garvey interpretation of this. "Mar-Kwanay? You better not be playing with me Mar-Kwanay"
Tr*mp pretended to fellate a microphone at a campaign event. This probably just excited him.
March 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tr*mp pretended to fellate a microphone at a campaign event. This probably just excited him.
Mr. Milchick needs to meet you in the Break Room.
March 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mr. Milchick needs to meet you in the Break Room.
I grew up with CGA computer games. Turquoise will always be just cyan to me.
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I grew up with CGA computer games. Turquoise will always be just cyan to me.