maude squad
@maudesquad.bsky.social
you live a complicated life and everyone’s giving you shit
I miss the giant ones with the ripples for the fingers.
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I miss the giant ones with the ripples for the fingers.
Put him on a horse pls, the people yearn
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Put him on a horse pls, the people yearn
That tracks. When I was a kid I thought Canada’s version of the chocolate chip cookie was oatmeal raisin.
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
That tracks. When I was a kid I thought Canada’s version of the chocolate chip cookie was oatmeal raisin.
He rambles and double speaks too much for anyone to translate or interpret
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He rambles and double speaks too much for anyone to translate or interpret
Building a TechnoCore with the *intention* of destroying humanity lol these morons have so much more than anyone else, still feel nothing, so they doom us all as a result of, and I can’t stress this enough, their own boredom with life.
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Building a TechnoCore with the *intention* of destroying humanity lol these morons have so much more than anyone else, still feel nothing, so they doom us all as a result of, and I can’t stress this enough, their own boredom with life.
His entire life is legal chaos lol
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
His entire life is legal chaos lol
They already have this data on citizens. We happily gave it to them
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They already have this data on citizens. We happily gave it to them
You must have a Twitter account to enter the us. Weird ass country
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You must have a Twitter account to enter the us. Weird ass country
Long have we dreamed to live in a world based on a mash up of the movie posters that adorned our bedroom walls. I, for one, am thrilled to live in a Child’s Play/Space Odyssey world. Safety is stupid.
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Long have we dreamed to live in a world based on a mash up of the movie posters that adorned our bedroom walls. I, for one, am thrilled to live in a Child’s Play/Space Odyssey world. Safety is stupid.
Thank you, but I’m curious what birdperson’s rationale is here.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Thank you, but I’m curious what birdperson’s rationale is here.
Lol just openly declaring bribery works. What do we value, I mean really?
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lol just openly declaring bribery works. What do we value, I mean really?
Well apparently a bunch of other people figured out to raise a baby because that’s where ChatGPT got the fucking input from. Imagine admitting you’re too stupid to do what people have been doing forever. Let’s give that guy money
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Well apparently a bunch of other people figured out to raise a baby because that’s where ChatGPT got the fucking input from. Imagine admitting you’re too stupid to do what people have been doing forever. Let’s give that guy money
Oh that’s certainly a controversial take going by the reactions. Why do you think this? Curious what the rationale is.
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Oh that’s certainly a controversial take going by the reactions. Why do you think this? Curious what the rationale is.
They’re going to start ordering civilians to use certain things, buy certain brands that certain people have stock in. This is but a harbinger.
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
They’re going to start ordering civilians to use certain things, buy certain brands that certain people have stock in. This is but a harbinger.
It’s not a bad message, per se. But coming from mr golden shitcan cheapens it.
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s not a bad message, per se. But coming from mr golden shitcan cheapens it.
We are so screwed. Someone is going to bomb us again and no one is going to claim it was unwarranted.
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We are so screwed. Someone is going to bomb us again and no one is going to claim it was unwarranted.
Little pink houses
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Little pink houses
It’s not my grandmother. She’s dead. I don’t want to talk to a chatbot pretending to be her. I can pay an actor for that.
AND I JUST MIGHT
AND I JUST MIGHT
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s not my grandmother. She’s dead. I don’t want to talk to a chatbot pretending to be her. I can pay an actor for that.
AND I JUST MIGHT
AND I JUST MIGHT