James
@maur2.bsky.social
Autistic demisexual who has no idea what he is doing here.
Just a stereotypical geek.
Just a stereotypical geek.
My generation sends each other memes because it is the only gifts we can afford.
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My generation sends each other memes because it is the only gifts we can afford.
Honest question, but if you go to a lesbian bar on Mardi Gras would you just find them passing the beads back and forth?
#lgbt #mardigras #infiniteboobcheat
#lgbt #mardigras #infiniteboobcheat
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Honest question, but if you go to a lesbian bar on Mardi Gras would you just find them passing the beads back and forth?
#lgbt #mardigras #infiniteboobcheat
#lgbt #mardigras #infiniteboobcheat
Guessing most vampire hunters are Christians simply because they have the easiest holy symbol to make in an emergency.
February 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Guessing most vampire hunters are Christians simply because they have the easiest holy symbol to make in an emergency.
Everyone with lovers on this fine day, hope you enjoy all the gold rings you are getting.
Tomorrow it is back to birds.
#fifthdayofChristmas
Tomorrow it is back to birds.
#fifthdayofChristmas
December 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Everyone with lovers on this fine day, hope you enjoy all the gold rings you are getting.
Tomorrow it is back to birds.
#fifthdayofChristmas
Tomorrow it is back to birds.
#fifthdayofChristmas
Happy Boxing Day!
And remember, we are talking about boxes you put stuff in. Don't go around punching anyone.
#BoxingDay #UnfortunateMisunderstanding
And remember, we are talking about boxes you put stuff in. Don't go around punching anyone.
#BoxingDay #UnfortunateMisunderstanding
December 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Happy Boxing Day!
And remember, we are talking about boxes you put stuff in. Don't go around punching anyone.
#BoxingDay #UnfortunateMisunderstanding
And remember, we are talking about boxes you put stuff in. Don't go around punching anyone.
#BoxingDay #UnfortunateMisunderstanding
Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Santa.
You do not want to accept gifts from a few without giving something in return.
#SantaClaus #JollyOldElf #fey
You do not want to accept gifts from a few without giving something in return.
#SantaClaus #JollyOldElf #fey
December 24, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Santa.
You do not want to accept gifts from a few without giving something in return.
#SantaClaus #JollyOldElf #fey
You do not want to accept gifts from a few without giving something in return.
#SantaClaus #JollyOldElf #fey
Picked up a copy of #WindAndTruth. Ready for some light reading.
#cosmere #BrandonSanderson #StormlightArchives #sixpoundbook
#cosmere #BrandonSanderson #StormlightArchives #sixpoundbook
December 7, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Picked up a copy of #WindAndTruth. Ready for some light reading.
#cosmere #BrandonSanderson #StormlightArchives #sixpoundbook
#cosmere #BrandonSanderson #StormlightArchives #sixpoundbook
New phone.
Which means nothing, since data can be transferred.
#newphone #meaninglesspost #justfeelingchatty
Which means nothing, since data can be transferred.
#newphone #meaninglesspost #justfeelingchatty
December 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM
New phone.
Which means nothing, since data can be transferred.
#newphone #meaninglesspost #justfeelingchatty
Which means nothing, since data can be transferred.
#newphone #meaninglesspost #justfeelingchatty
Supposedly your posts get more views with more hashtags because there are more ways to find it. Put in enough tags and soon you will be surrounded by friends!
But I am an introvert, so...
#onlyonehashtag
But I am an introvert, so...
#onlyonehashtag
December 4, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Supposedly your posts get more views with more hashtags because there are more ways to find it. Put in enough tags and soon you will be surrounded by friends!
But I am an introvert, so...
#onlyonehashtag
But I am an introvert, so...
#onlyonehashtag
My family thinks Biden is evil for pardoning his son and that Trump isn't a convict.
And they wonder why I don't respect them...
#meltdown #infuriating #wanttobeanywhereelse
And they wonder why I don't respect them...
#meltdown #infuriating #wanttobeanywhereelse
December 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
My family thinks Biden is evil for pardoning his son and that Trump isn't a convict.
And they wonder why I don't respect them...
#meltdown #infuriating #wanttobeanywhereelse
And they wonder why I don't respect them...
#meltdown #infuriating #wanttobeanywhereelse
No idea how I got so many followers so fast.
Y'all are overly optimistic about me ever posting anything entertaining.
Welcome anyways.
#lowselfesteem #newhere
Y'all are overly optimistic about me ever posting anything entertaining.
Welcome anyways.
#lowselfesteem #newhere
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
No idea how I got so many followers so fast.
Y'all are overly optimistic about me ever posting anything entertaining.
Welcome anyways.
#lowselfesteem #newhere
Y'all are overly optimistic about me ever posting anything entertaining.
Welcome anyways.
#lowselfesteem #newhere
My manager decided to put mistletoe above the entrance to our store.
Hope this doesn't make things too awkward for our customers.
Hope this doesn't make things too awkward for our customers.
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 AM
My manager decided to put mistletoe above the entrance to our store.
Hope this doesn't make things too awkward for our customers.
Hope this doesn't make things too awkward for our customers.