Chris
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In certain markets, this game has delayed a Sinclair news broadcast for over 3 hours. Welcome to the resistance Playoff Baseball.
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In certain markets, this game has delayed a Sinclair news broadcast for over 3 hours. Welcome to the resistance Playoff Baseball.
The day after they celebrated Cal for playing every day, half of last nights starters are taking the day off.
September 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The day after they celebrated Cal for playing every day, half of last nights starters are taking the day off.
Fuck your no-hitter and fuck your shut out while we’re at it.
September 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fuck your no-hitter and fuck your shut out while we’re at it.
Akin having problems with the pitch com system. Apparently it stopped playing the Charlie Kirk podcast he was listening to.
August 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Akin having problems with the pitch com system. Apparently it stopped playing the Charlie Kirk podcast he was listening to.
At least Cano will make sure they don’t make it to the 11th.
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
At least Cano will make sure they don’t make it to the 11th.
Every one of these kids will do something today that our starting CF and LF haven't done all season, safely reach base.
August 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every one of these kids will do something today that our starting CF and LF haven't done all season, safely reach base.
The only reason I haven’t left this game early is the bar I want to stop at on the walk home doesn’t open until 4.
August 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The only reason I haven’t left this game early is the bar I want to stop at on the walk home doesn’t open until 4.
Would’ve made a lot of sense this weekend for the Orioles to have a table on the concourse with ticket reps to field questions in person. They probably would’ve had to deal with a lot of disgruntled customers but that’s part of the job.
August 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Would’ve made a lot of sense this weekend for the Orioles to have a table on the concourse with ticket reps to field questions in person. They probably would’ve had to deal with a lot of disgruntled customers but that’s part of the job.
It's August 10th and I have the same batting average as 2/3 of today's starting outfielders.
August 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's August 10th and I have the same batting average as 2/3 of today's starting outfielders.
In Baltimore the Ramon empire actually did fall in a day. #orioles #birdland @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
In Baltimore the Ramon empire actually did fall in a day. #orioles #birdland @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social
@bmorons.bsky.social @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social if this movie doesn’t provide nicknames for the half dozen catchers who have joined the team since opening day, I’ll demand my money back. youtu.be/F6t-h68UuhI?...
The Baltimorons - Official Trailer | HD | IFC Films
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July 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@bmorons.bsky.social @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social if this movie doesn’t provide nicknames for the half dozen catchers who have joined the team since opening day, I’ll demand my money back. youtu.be/F6t-h68UuhI?...
Me wearing the Hawaiian shirt I risked heat exhaustion to get. O’s better win today. #Orioles #Birdland
a man in a suit is standing in a room with the words `` fat guy in a little coat '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a room with the words `` fat guy in a little coat '' .
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July 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The 2025 Baltimore Orioles are so bad that I’m going to bed before 11pm on a Saturday.
June 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The 2025 Baltimore Orioles are so bad that I’m going to bed before 11pm on a Saturday.
If the O’s started every inning with a ghost runner like it’s extra innings, do you think they would score more than 3 runs in 9 innings?
May 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the O’s started every inning with a ghost runner like it’s extra innings, do you think they would score more than 3 runs in 9 innings?
Bump
Raise your hand if you have as many wins as Charlie Morton this season. 🙋♂️
#orioles
#orioles
May 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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In honor of Star Wars weekend, the Orioles pitching staff showed fans that The Rise of Skywalker is not the worst way to end a series.
#baltimore #Orioles #StarWars
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#baltimore #Orioles #StarWars
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May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In honor of Star Wars weekend, the Orioles pitching staff showed fans that The Rise of Skywalker is not the worst way to end a series.
#baltimore #Orioles #StarWars
@birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social @bmorons.bsky.social
#baltimore #Orioles #StarWars
@birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social @bmorons.bsky.social
The Orioles have sent 6 pitchers to the mound today. Only 2 of them lowered their ERA. One of the two was Kyle Gibson who went from 22.09 to 14.09.
#baltimore #orioles
#baltimore #orioles
May 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Orioles have sent 6 pitchers to the mound today. Only 2 of them lowered their ERA. One of the two was Kyle Gibson who went from 22.09 to 14.09.
#baltimore #orioles
#baltimore #orioles
May 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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📸 by WINDOW CAT!
May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
📸 by WINDOW CAT!
Reposted by Chris
COYS!
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Charlottesville, Richmond, Roanoke, VA Beach
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May 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
COYS!
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Charlottesville, Richmond, Roanoke, VA Beach
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Charlottesville, Richmond, Roanoke, VA Beach