𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓬𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 (𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵) 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓦𝓲𝓭𝓸𝔀
@mauricethespider.bsky.social
𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 | 𝓐𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓪 𝓶𝓾𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 | 𝓜𝓓𝓝𝓘 | https://worm | NON-RP/IRL DNI
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"There are documentaries I've been in, go watch one."
"Y'know, if you can find the document, I would *totally* be willing to read it."
"Not a literal document..."
He sighs and shakes his head.
He sighs and shakes his head.
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"There are documentaries I've been in, go watch one."
"Not a literal document..."
He sighs and shakes his head.
He sighs and shakes his head.
"Oh, uh..."
💭: Man, that was awkward. 'The spider that bit me?' Who even asks that? So romantic!
"I don't think I read that document..."
💭: Man, that was awkward. 'The spider that bit me?' Who even asks that? So romantic!
"I don't think I read that document..."
"I highly doubt it, my upbringing was quite well documented!"
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"Not a literal document..."
He sighs and shakes his head.
He sighs and shakes his head.
"I highly doubt it, my upbringing was quite well documented!"
"You uh... you wouldn't happen to be the spider that bit me... would you?"
"Yes what is it?"
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
"I highly doubt it, my upbringing was quite well documented!"
"Yes what is it?"
@mauricethespider.bsky.social
Hanging out in the corner of a warehouse. On the ceiling. Y'know, on a web.
Next to this dude.
Clearing his throat.
Hanging out in the corner of a warehouse. On the ceiling. Y'know, on a web.
Next to this dude.
Clearing his throat.
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"Yes what is it?"
“Well really it was a pet of tusk tie in for this horror film I starred in.”
“So naturally, obviously, you jumped to constant deer slaughter.”
“Heavily processed pizza? Delectable for the soul maybe, but I tend to require more organic protein.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
“Well really it was a pet of tusk tie in for this horror film I starred in.”
“Heavily processed pizza? Delectable for the soul maybe, but I tend to require more organic protein.”
“Have you ever heard of Dominos…?”
“I can get quite famished.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
“Heavily processed pizza? Delectable for the soul maybe, but I tend to require more organic protein.”
“I can get quite famished.”
“A deer culling permit…?”
~Bachelors, three Masters, two Doctorates, and an unlimited federal deer culling permit.
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“I can get quite famished.”
“Well I did attend lectures, but due to my advanced intellect I was able to quickly rush through a lot of material. I was carried around by researchers up until my secondary mutation awoke, at that point I was able to attend without the worry of being stepped on.”
“To be precise I have four~
“To be precise I have four~
“A pleasure, Maurice, Ph.D.”
He winces for a second.
“H-how does a spider go about getting a Doctorate anyway…? I can’t imagine you slept in a dorm room and went to lectures.”
He winces for a second.
“H-how does a spider go about getting a Doctorate anyway…? I can’t imagine you slept in a dorm room and went to lectures.”
“Maurice, Ph.D. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“Well I did attend lectures, but due to my advanced intellect I was able to quickly rush through a lot of material. I was carried around by researchers up until my secondary mutation awoke, at that point I was able to attend without the worry of being stepped on.”
“To be precise I have four~
“To be precise I have four~
Non-traditional bodies you say?
Really needs to expand his closet a bit and find someone who makes custom clothes for less than traditional men's bodies...
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Non-traditional bodies you say?
“Maurice, Ph.D. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”
“My new…? Oh! Sorry. I guess I got caught-up in our chat. Name’s Req.”
“I’m afraid that entropy remains a constant grey cloud over the head of our work, my new friend.”
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“Maurice, Ph.D. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”
“Fun fact: I can also do whatever a spider can!”
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
“Fun fact: I can also do whatever a spider can!”
“I’m afraid that entropy remains a constant grey cloud over the head of our work, my new friend.”
“That’s good at least. I feel like so many smart people or beings nowadays are so self-interested. It’s hearts breaking.”
Yes. He said hearts.
“Don’t suppose you can whizz-up an anti-aging solution? I can’t say I’m a fan of being old.”
Yes. He said hearts.
“Don’t suppose you can whizz-up an anti-aging solution? I can’t say I’m a fan of being old.”
“Of course not! Though some I reserve for myself for public safety reasons, other inventions I ensure can act for public good. Me and a few others have been collaborating on better and better automated surgery machines for example.”
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
“I’m afraid that entropy remains a constant grey cloud over the head of our work, my new friend.”
“Of course not! Though some I reserve for myself for public safety reasons, other inventions I ensure can act for public good. Me and a few others have been collaborating on better and better automated surgery machines for example.”
He was genuinely fascinated, but also perhaps a little skeptical.
“So everything you do can or think-up you do for your own benefit?”
“So everything you do can or think-up you do for your own benefit?”
“My most used inventions are a pair of cybernetic arms that permit me to more easily interact with the human world. I’ve also a knack for bioengineering, which has permitted me to heavily strengthen my carapace!”
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
“Of course not! Though some I reserve for myself for public safety reasons, other inventions I ensure can act for public good. Me and a few others have been collaborating on better and better automated surgery machines for example.”
“My most used inventions are a pair of cybernetic arms that permit me to more easily interact with the human world. I’ve also a knack for bioengineering, which has permitted me to heavily strengthen my carapace!”
It took him a sec to actually recall what some of that statement even means. Timelords might have a reputation for being scholars and scientists, but he certainly wasn’t one of them.
“Oh yeah? Like what?”
“Oh yeah? Like what?”
“Perhaps, though I prefer my own inventions for such a task. My arachnid thought patterns allow for the creation of unique, idiosyncratic devices that are nigh impossible to reverse engineer!”
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
“My most used inventions are a pair of cybernetic arms that permit me to more easily interact with the human world. I’ve also a knack for bioengineering, which has permitted me to heavily strengthen my carapace!”
“Perhaps, though I prefer my own inventions for such a task. My arachnid thought patterns allow for the creation of unique, idiosyncratic devices that are nigh impossible to reverse engineer!”
“X-Gene…? Huh. That’s a new one.”
The humans of his reality definitely didn’t have that going on. Not that The Reclaimer could recall anyway.
“If you want I’ve got a whole bunch of modulators lying around somewhere. Might be able to boost your voice if that’s something you’re interested in.”
The humans of his reality definitely didn’t have that going on. Not that The Reclaimer could recall anyway.
“If you want I’ve got a whole bunch of modulators lying around somewhere. Might be able to boost your voice if that’s something you’re interested in.”
“Of course not! I am a mutant! The primary function of my X-Gene allows me superhuman intelligence and the ability to speak language! Though it is less speaking and more akin to a radio transmission, hence why my voice remains quite level even at distance.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“Perhaps, though I prefer my own inventions for such a task. My arachnid thought patterns allow for the creation of unique, idiosyncratic devices that are nigh impossible to reverse engineer!”
“Of course not! I am a mutant! The primary function of my X-Gene allows me superhuman intelligence and the ability to speak language! Though it is less speaking and more akin to a radio transmission, hence why my voice remains quite level even at distance.”
“Oh! So they…eh, what’s the right way…? They made you?”
He doesn’t wanna come across as rude or presumptive.
He doesn’t wanna come across as rude or presumptive.
“I wasn’t carried around by researchers for a decade just to never flaunt my credentials!”
January 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“Of course not! I am a mutant! The primary function of my X-Gene allows me superhuman intelligence and the ability to speak language! Though it is less speaking and more akin to a radio transmission, hence why my voice remains quite level even at distance.”
“I wasn’t carried around by researchers for a decade just to never flaunt my credentials!”
“Biological an…? Ah. You’re a scientist, aren’t you? C’mon I can smell a scientist from a mile away.”
“No offense taken! I understand that I am quite the biological anomaly.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
“I wasn’t carried around by researchers for a decade just to never flaunt my credentials!”
“No offense taken! I understand that I am quite the biological anomaly.”
@mauricethespider.bsky.social
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve seen anything like you before.”
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve seen anything like you before.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“No offense taken! I understand that I am quite the biological anomaly.”
He’s busy organizing some files in his lab.
Please do not disturb him.
Please do not disturb him.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
He’s busy organizing some files in his lab.
Please do not disturb him.
Please do not disturb him.
Well, you simply just don’t know me all too well then!
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Well, you simply just don’t know me all too well then!
“What shall you name him?”
Click clack
Click clack
❛ Very important mission. Was necessary. ❜
“Oh wonderful!”
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
“What shall you name him?”
Click clack
Click clack
“Oh wonderful!”
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❛ Assignment is complete. I saved the Guinea Pig. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
❛ Assignment is complete. I saved the Guinea Pig. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
“Oh wonderful!”
“While I agree, it’s simply a part of my nature, alongside my eyes and legs. I think one of the best ways to fight more irrational fears is to simply explain them. It’s a similar reason for the fear and hatred of mutants.”
“So if I notice it, I lock myself in a room for a full day.”
“I don’t want anyone else to see it… it would probably be a nightmare for the kids.”
“I don’t want anyone else to see it… it would probably be a nightmare for the kids.”
“It freaks out the students, young and old alike.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
“While I agree, it’s simply a part of my nature, alongside my eyes and legs. I think one of the best ways to fight more irrational fears is to simply explain them. It’s a similar reason for the fear and hatred of mutants.”
“It freaks out the students, young and old alike.”
“Yeah, I understand.”
“Ever since I’ve gained my secondary mutation, I’ve been able to molt much easier.”
“It’s still a vulnerable period for me, however.”
“It’s still a vulnerable period for me, however.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
“It freaks out the students, young and old alike.”