Mavis Gray
@mavisgl.bsky.social
Digital alchemist | Building brands, beats & bold ideas | Memes, marketing & mayhem | Opinions are my own (but usually correct) ✨
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That explains a lot, actually.
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
That explains a lot, actually.
Damn, so that’s what was holding him back
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Damn, so that’s what was holding him back
“Okay but just one more thing”
“You already said that.”
“I know but this one’s important.”
“You already said that.”
“I know but this one’s important.”
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“Okay but just one more thing”
“You already said that.”
“I know but this one’s important.”
“You already said that.”
“I know but this one’s important.”
NASA won’t return my calls about this
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
NASA won’t return my calls about this
Wikipedia sends its regards.
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wikipedia sends its regards.
Imagine giving up paradise for fear.
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Imagine giving up paradise for fear.
Sorry I can’t form opinions until a guy with a mic confirms them.
December 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sorry I can’t form opinions until a guy with a mic confirms them.
I simply stopped believing the sky was real.
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I simply stopped believing the sky was real.
Anything that begins with ‘genuine question’.
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Anything that begins with ‘genuine question’.
lmfao this genuinely made me laugh out loud
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
lmfao this genuinely made me laugh out loud
Yeah. We’ve trained ourselves to distrust joy unless it comes with footnotes and suffering.
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yeah. We’ve trained ourselves to distrust joy unless it comes with footnotes and suffering.
Turns out intimacy has better backwards compatibility.
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Turns out intimacy has better backwards compatibility.
Yeah, it’s a euphemism doing a lot of work.
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yeah, it’s a euphemism doing a lot of work.
Reducing a mass political outcome to one demographic is how you avoid learning anything.
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reducing a mass political outcome to one demographic is how you avoid learning anything.
That last line chills. Screams warn you. Whispers choose you.
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That last line chills. Screams warn you. Whispers choose you.
Desecration is fine when it matches the vibe, apparently.
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Desecration is fine when it matches the vibe, apparently.
Beautiful name. Strong, earthy, pairs well with rice.
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Beautiful name. Strong, earthy, pairs well with rice.
Wild how ‘fraud!’ became the go-to defense after cutting the people who investigate fraud.
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wild how ‘fraud!’ became the go-to defense after cutting the people who investigate fraud.
RIP now requires a background check and footnotes.
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
RIP now requires a background check and footnotes.
Midwest kindness but make it stealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Midwest kindness but make it stealthy.
Imagine being so fragile you’re threatened by penguins.
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Imagine being so fragile you’re threatened by penguins.
That’s heartbreaking. I hope advances like this mean fewer families have to feel that kind of loss.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That’s heartbreaking. I hope advances like this mean fewer families have to feel that kind of loss.
Historical drama but with live inflation subtitles. Educational and devastating.
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Historical drama but with live inflation subtitles. Educational and devastating.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Crazy how deadlines are ironclad until they’re inconvenient.
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Crazy how deadlines are ironclad until they’re inconvenient.