Max Woolf
@max.woolf.io
Dog wrangler
Community builder
Software engineer (but I don’t talk about work here)
Community builder
Software engineer (but I don’t talk about work here)
Ate an entire box of KFC chicken today. No sentence. Reoffending rate is 100%.
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ate an entire box of KFC chicken today. No sentence. Reoffending rate is 100%.
This is kinda gross from Yetch, who make totally cool stuff.
I'm not paying for the privilege of receiving my stuff in one piece.
I'm not paying for the privilege of receiving my stuff in one piece.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is kinda gross from Yetch, who make totally cool stuff.
I'm not paying for the privilege of receiving my stuff in one piece.
I'm not paying for the privilege of receiving my stuff in one piece.
I bet Christmas is fun in the Leith household.
Prue, what did you get up to? Eating cake, judging a baking contest. Wearing jaunty necklaces.
Danny, what about you? _Oh, nevermind then._
Prue, what did you get up to? Eating cake, judging a baking contest. Wearing jaunty necklaces.
Danny, what about you? _Oh, nevermind then._
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I bet Christmas is fun in the Leith household.
Prue, what did you get up to? Eating cake, judging a baking contest. Wearing jaunty necklaces.
Danny, what about you? _Oh, nevermind then._
Prue, what did you get up to? Eating cake, judging a baking contest. Wearing jaunty necklaces.
Danny, what about you? _Oh, nevermind then._
Cotteridge Park looking stunning in the autumn colours 🍁
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Cotteridge Park looking stunning in the autumn colours 🍁
It always worries me that 50% of the UK's medical records are stored on a system where the company that makes and owns the software regularly gets reviews like this.
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It always worries me that 50% of the UK's medical records are stored on a system where the company that makes and owns the software regularly gets reviews like this.
Another day, another reason JustGiving has decided to irritate me.
100 - 5 is 95.
100 - 5 is 95.
October 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Another day, another reason JustGiving has decided to irritate me.
100 - 5 is 95.
100 - 5 is 95.
My GP has moved to online triage (yay!) but you literally cannot fill out the form outside working hours.
Surely this can’t actually reduce demand?
Surely this can’t actually reduce demand?
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My GP has moved to online triage (yay!) but you literally cannot fill out the form outside working hours.
Surely this can’t actually reduce demand?
Surely this can’t actually reduce demand?
34 years of hard use, a few coffee spills and 7 exams later, it’s time to say goodbye to this lovely piano. (New one on the way…)
I’ll miss you buddy 😢
I’ll miss you buddy 😢
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
34 years of hard use, a few coffee spills and 7 exams later, it’s time to say goodbye to this lovely piano. (New one on the way…)
I’ll miss you buddy 😢
I’ll miss you buddy 😢
Waterproof your dog walking boots. Thank me later.
October 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Waterproof your dog walking boots. Thank me later.
I remember this episode of Tots TV.
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I remember this episode of Tots TV.
My feed is just going to be complaints about terrible email marketing from now on.
I bought one thing from this company today. I opted out of marketing.
Still got 4 emails in total. (One is transactional, I know)
I bought one thing from this company today. I opted out of marketing.
Still got 4 emails in total. (One is transactional, I know)
August 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My feed is just going to be complaints about terrible email marketing from now on.
I bought one thing from this company today. I opted out of marketing.
Still got 4 emails in total. (One is transactional, I know)
I bought one thing from this company today. I opted out of marketing.
Still got 4 emails in total. (One is transactional, I know)
Bye bye Not On The High Street.
August 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Bye bye Not On The High Street.
Also, having a bed on a 9 hour flight is a next level experience and I don’t think I can go back.
August 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Also, having a bed on a 9 hour flight is a next level experience and I don’t think I can go back.
Biggest thing I learned about Canada on my trip. They’re huge Corrie fans.
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Biggest thing I learned about Canada on my trip. They’re huge Corrie fans.
My login to my AXA healthcare account expired, because I left the window open too long. Fair enough.
This probably isn't the wording I would use in a healthcare setting, though... 😬
This probably isn't the wording I would use in a healthcare setting, though... 😬
July 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My login to my AXA healthcare account expired, because I left the window open too long. Fair enough.
This probably isn't the wording I would use in a healthcare setting, though... 😬
This probably isn't the wording I would use in a healthcare setting, though... 😬
Don’t panic everyone. Found it in my own archive (mom’s house) along with my year 1 school reports. “Max is very clever and not very good at PE”
July 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Don’t panic everyone. Found it in my own archive (mom’s house) along with my year 1 school reports. “Max is very clever and not very good at PE”
Found the dumbest use of AI ever. Nobody can top this.
July 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Found the dumbest use of AI ever. Nobody can top this.
