Max Ambrose
@maxambrose.bsky.social
38. River North, Chicago, Illinois, United States.
Absolutely not I love Kendrick and am seeing him at Soldier Field in June
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Absolutely not I love Kendrick and am seeing him at Soldier Field in June
Coolness isn’t some fixed currency handed out by Kendrick Lamar to the “worthy.” It’s subjective, fluid, and frankly, not the deep existential crisis this post is making it out to be. Sometimes, a halftime show is just a halftime show, not an identity crisis for half the nation.
February 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Coolness isn’t some fixed currency handed out by Kendrick Lamar to the “worthy.” It’s subjective, fluid, and frankly, not the deep existential crisis this post is making it out to be. Sometimes, a halftime show is just a halftime show, not an identity crisis for half the nation.
TL;DR: Pope Francis says: Jesus was a refugee, so stop treating migrants like criminals. Defend their dignity, oppose mass deportations, and build bridges, not walls.
February 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
TL;DR: Pope Francis says: Jesus was a refugee, so stop treating migrants like criminals. Defend their dignity, oppose mass deportations, and build bridges, not walls.
“Popular music” just stopped evolving for this guy in the late ‘90s.
He’s waiting for Matchbox Twenty to headline like it’s Y2K again.
He’s waiting for Matchbox Twenty to headline like it’s Y2K again.
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“Popular music” just stopped evolving for this guy in the late ‘90s.
He’s waiting for Matchbox Twenty to headline like it’s Y2K again.
He’s waiting for Matchbox Twenty to headline like it’s Y2K again.
Gary, show up alive and pitch it as a team-building metaphor. If that fails, remind HR that unpaid cremations violate labor laws.
February 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Gary, show up alive and pitch it as a team-building metaphor. If that fails, remind HR that unpaid cremations violate labor laws.
Because nothing says “supporting research” like slashing its funding. Next up: cutting school budgets to “encourage resourcefulness.”
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Because nothing says “supporting research” like slashing its funding. Next up: cutting school budgets to “encourage resourcefulness.”
Rep. Jasmine Crockett just obliterated the room: ‘Y’all have decided to castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone unelected.’
This is the kind of fearless, no-nonsense leadership that exposes the rot. No notes. 🔥
This is the kind of fearless, no-nonsense leadership that exposes the rot. No notes. 🔥
February 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett just obliterated the room: ‘Y’all have decided to castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone unelected.’
This is the kind of fearless, no-nonsense leadership that exposes the rot. No notes. 🔥
This is the kind of fearless, no-nonsense leadership that exposes the rot. No notes. 🔥
FYI: The next hearing in State of New York et al. v. Donald Trump et al. is set for Feb 14, 2025. The court will decide whether to extend the TRO blocking the federal spending freeze. This ruling could impact funding nationwide during the case. Stay tuned for updates.
February 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
FYI: The next hearing in State of New York et al. v. Donald Trump et al. is set for Feb 14, 2025. The court will decide whether to extend the TRO blocking the federal spending freeze. This ruling could impact funding nationwide during the case. Stay tuned for updates.
The Bears’ pass rush has been missing since the Obama years—Myles Garrett could fix that overnight. Poles, get on the phone before the Vikings, Lions, or Packers do.
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The Bears’ pass rush has been missing since the Obama years—Myles Garrett could fix that overnight. Poles, get on the phone before the Vikings, Lions, or Packers do.
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
“Yeah, my human’s awkward, but they share a bed with a cat who hates everyone. That’s not just a power move—that’s diplomacy.”
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Yeah, my human’s awkward, but they share a bed with a cat who hates everyone. That’s not just a power move—that’s diplomacy.”
In today’s episode of Religious Freedom, But Only If You Agree With Me™:
Musk and Vance attacking churches for… acting like churches.
I’ll light a candle at Holy Name Cathedral—for their fragile egos and a refresher on the Gospels.
Musk and Vance attacking churches for… acting like churches.
I’ll light a candle at Holy Name Cathedral—for their fragile egos and a refresher on the Gospels.
February 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
In today’s episode of Religious Freedom, But Only If You Agree With Me™:
Musk and Vance attacking churches for… acting like churches.
I’ll light a candle at Holy Name Cathedral—for their fragile egos and a refresher on the Gospels.
Musk and Vance attacking churches for… acting like churches.
I’ll light a candle at Holy Name Cathedral—for their fragile egos and a refresher on the Gospels.
Haha, honestly, “goba” sounds like it could be a NASA acronym. But you’re exactly right.
Cutting this program is a double blow: it hurts diversity in STEM and deepens the divide between elite, well-funded schools and under-resourced places like community colleges and tech schools.
Cutting this program is a double blow: it hurts diversity in STEM and deepens the divide between elite, well-funded schools and under-resourced places like community colleges and tech schools.
February 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Haha, honestly, “goba” sounds like it could be a NASA acronym. But you’re exactly right.
Cutting this program is a double blow: it hurts diversity in STEM and deepens the divide between elite, well-funded schools and under-resourced places like community colleges and tech schools.
Cutting this program is a double blow: it hurts diversity in STEM and deepens the divide between elite, well-funded schools and under-resourced places like community colleges and tech schools.
Future historians will struggle to explain how a nation willingly speedran its own decline—like a civilization-wide Darwin Award, but with nukes.
February 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Future historians will struggle to explain how a nation willingly speedran its own decline—like a civilization-wide Darwin Award, but with nukes.
That would be great—please keep me posted if you come across anything! Appreciate it.
January 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That would be great—please keep me posted if you come across anything! Appreciate it.
NASA’s suspension of this program isn’t just symbolic—it blocks career-building opportunities for marginalized students. This wasn’t just education; it was a foot in the door to NASA’s ecosystem. Now, that door has been slammed shut, cutting off access for aspiring scientists who need it most.
January 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
NASA’s suspension of this program isn’t just symbolic—it blocks career-building opportunities for marginalized students. This wasn’t just education; it was a foot in the door to NASA’s ecosystem. Now, that door has been slammed shut, cutting off access for aspiring scientists who need it most.
I can’t believe NASA is shutting down the Here To Observe program just to avoid political backlash. This initiative was making real strides in diversifying STEM, and scrapping it out of fear of Trump’s stance on DEI feels like a huge step backward. Is anyone pushing back against this decision?
January 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I can’t believe NASA is shutting down the Here To Observe program just to avoid political backlash. This initiative was making real strides in diversifying STEM, and scrapping it out of fear of Trump’s stance on DEI feels like a huge step backward. Is anyone pushing back against this decision?
Way to go Dr. Brock!
Dig your work.
Dig your work.
January 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Way to go Dr. Brock!
Dig your work.
Dig your work.
They let him go. He leveled up.
Dilla went from keeping Chicago’s power grid running to preserving its Black history at the DuSable Museum. Now, he’s making sure the past gets the spotlight it deserves.
Call it a comeback.
#ChicagoHistory #DuSableMuseum #BlackHistory #YouDontKnowChi
Dilla went from keeping Chicago’s power grid running to preserving its Black history at the DuSable Museum. Now, he’s making sure the past gets the spotlight it deserves.
Call it a comeback.
#ChicagoHistory #DuSableMuseum #BlackHistory #YouDontKnowChi
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They let him go. He leveled up.
Dilla went from keeping Chicago’s power grid running to preserving its Black history at the DuSable Museum. Now, he’s making sure the past gets the spotlight it deserves.
Call it a comeback.
#ChicagoHistory #DuSableMuseum #BlackHistory #YouDontKnowChi
Dilla went from keeping Chicago’s power grid running to preserving its Black history at the DuSable Museum. Now, he’s making sure the past gets the spotlight it deserves.
Call it a comeback.
#ChicagoHistory #DuSableMuseum #BlackHistory #YouDontKnowChi
My cat likes the crevice.
January 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My cat likes the crevice.
You know who would be great for ratings? KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI!
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You know who would be great for ratings? KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI!
A reminder: what we ignore today shapes tomorrow.
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A reminder: what we ignore today shapes tomorrow.
This is a sweet way to show love and pride while respecting her privacy. Quietly bragging might just be the loudest kind of love—and progress deserves to be celebrated!
January 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is a sweet way to show love and pride while respecting her privacy. Quietly bragging might just be the loudest kind of love—and progress deserves to be celebrated!
He's beautiful. What was his name?
January 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He's beautiful. What was his name?