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Maxine
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She//her🌻 one in a million
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March 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Me all day: 🎶 it's my anxiety, it's my anxiety 🎶
March 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Excited to see the back of Hot Girl Summer so I can ring in Cold Witch Winter ❄️
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I think worse than feeling like you're not enough is feeling like you're too much. You shrink yourself and make your personality more palatable but each interaction kills a little bit of you...
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This Lent I'm planning on just giving up
March 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Made a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. Don't know why people hate on carrot cake, it's delicious 😋
March 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Pancake Tuesday! 🥞🥞 Wishing the Catholics a blessed Lenten season, enjoy the time for fasting, prayer and works of charity 🙏🏽
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Had to Google if we're in 2024 or 2025 because I literally could not remember. It's 2025 btw 😅
What Year Is It GIF
ALT: What Year Is It GIF
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February 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Every "funny" AI video I've seen is like what if someone whose humour peaked when they were 11 made a video for you.
February 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Me after waking up: a little nap would be nice

Me at 2am: I have the energy of a thousand suns and will never tire
February 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nice
February 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Banana haul from my sister's garden. Can't wait to forget about them and be forced to make banana bread in a few weeks 😂
February 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Mandatory Valentine's Day viewing! Featuring Denise Richards in one of my favourite horror movie death scenes 🗡️🩸
February 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
When the AI assistant pops up
February 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The kids are romanticising the early 2000s and I imagine this is what my mother felt like when we told her we loved the 80s
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Is it too early to be burnt out?
February 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
February 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Montoya por favor!!!

Montoya:
a man in a blue shirt is walking down a dirt path
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is walking down a dirt path
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February 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I wonder if actors get second hand embarassment when they have to act out something cringey that their character does.
February 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Of horse we will be watching
February 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The answer is we're all poor
February 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
February 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"What's your retirement plan?"

Me:
February 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A bit of George to start the day 💃🏽
February 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Meal prepping sounds great if you want to eat the same meal four days in a row. Alas I won't eat the same thing 2 days in a row😅 I need to meal prep swap with four people so we each get a different meal for each day of the week
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM