Max
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Running, biking, sustainability, movie quotes, dad jokes, Zelda, pastries, funk music, coffee, kindness.
Day 1 of toddler potty training done. That was a battle.
a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
ALT: a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
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December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Day 1 of toddler potty training done. That was a battle.
I love how the new iPhone “glass” update makes my phone super laggy and hurts my eyes
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love how the new iPhone “glass” update makes my phone super laggy and hurts my eyes
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this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
YES. More of this is needed. Expect lies and be ready to call them out with evidence to prove they’re lying.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
YES. More of this is needed. Expect lies and be ready to call them out with evidence to prove they’re lying.
I heard a song I liked the other day so I googled the artist. Turns out they aren't real, just AI.
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while holding a piece of meat in his hand .
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December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I heard a song I liked the other day so I googled the artist. Turns out they aren't real, just AI.
My daughter said it’s time to start the day. It’s 4:15am. Love that.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My daughter said it’s time to start the day. It’s 4:15am. Love that.
Mac and cheese is an integral part of Thanksgiving and that’s a fact.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Mac and cheese is an integral part of Thanksgiving and that’s a fact.
This is about as much sense as you can make of the Legend of Zelda timeline. Don’t know who made this but kudos to them.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is about as much sense as you can make of the Legend of Zelda timeline. Don’t know who made this but kudos to them.
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Oh, I’d argue against that.
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh, I’d argue against that.
Can somebody PLEASE call him out of his BS routine of “I don’t know, I haven’t heard that.” COME ON.
Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can somebody PLEASE call him out of his BS routine of “I don’t know, I haven’t heard that.” COME ON.
The Bengals just… how could… in what world should… what the hell
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Bengals just… how could… in what world should… what the hell
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
Maybe the house should’ve been wearing a reflective vest.
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Maybe the house should’ve been wearing a reflective vest.
This part.
The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This part.
I talked with my wife about protesting today. She’s scared to protest as a family because of ICE recently firing tear gas at protesters WITH A BABY in Chicago. So yea, Mike Johnson is wrong.
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I talked with my wife about protesting today. She’s scared to protest as a family because of ICE recently firing tear gas at protesters WITH A BABY in Chicago. So yea, Mike Johnson is wrong.
If you know anything about the NY Mayoral race, it is incredibly obvious Mamdani is going to win. So for this guy to donate $1M against Mamdani when it could be used in SO many more helpful ways… this is a big reason I hate politics.
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you know anything about the NY Mayoral race, it is incredibly obvious Mamdani is going to win. So for this guy to donate $1M against Mamdani when it could be used in SO many more helpful ways… this is a big reason I hate politics.
RIP D’Angelo. A musical genius and R&B legend. Damn.
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
RIP D’Angelo. A musical genius and R&B legend. Damn.
Detroit Marathon is a week away and there’s currently a 70% chance of rain.
a man in a blue shirt says that he is not worried about it
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October 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Detroit Marathon is a week away and there’s currently a 70% chance of rain.
Bike people in NKY - WE DID IT! You will soon be able to ride safely between Newport and Covington! It feels surreal but it's really happening. 🥲
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bike people in NKY - WE DID IT! You will soon be able to ride safely between Newport and Covington! It feels surreal but it's really happening. 🥲
It’s so stupid but I’m having a hard time getting past this one. People are struggling to pay rent, put food on the table, even buy diapers/formula for their baby and he posts this.
September 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s so stupid but I’m having a hard time getting past this one. People are struggling to pay rent, put food on the table, even buy diapers/formula for their baby and he posts this.
Well damn. I think I might pack up my things and go home for the season. #Bengals
a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
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September 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well damn. I think I might pack up my things and go home for the season. #Bengals
Iced coffee buckets are a trend right now. That's just... too much coffee. At least at one time.
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Iced coffee buckets are a trend right now. That's just... too much coffee. At least at one time.
The new Elm Street Plaza starting to really come together!
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The new Elm Street Plaza starting to really come together!
