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Maxine 💃🏼
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🔬 Looking at the brain’s “dark matter”
🤯 Studying how minds change
👩🏼‍💻 Building science tools

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December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I do appreciate how gatekeeper is greater than, but possibly also preceding, guide.
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
to be fair, living in SF I have definitely been in a Bedroom 4 situation.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
absolutely not going to buy these, but shout-out to the author for their original review, which really was a masterclass in the uncanny liminal space between self-indulgence and self-hatred.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
that is one extremely thirsty sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ok—

*now* you have my permission to christmas
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
there can only be one
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
lol also, all the best words. we’re here for that 2x vocab.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
structure
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You missed my favorite,

• Possibly also quantum field theory
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
oh shap, here come dat boi
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
welp if this mf is goin down might as well break out the better stuff
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
it’s so fucking ready for prod.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
if vaporwave can solve this, i think we’re gonna be alright
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ok—nitpick not about the content, but in what way did this clearly-vibe-coded animation provide benefit in any form?

There is no axis in which this being an animation was not strictly worse for actually reading the results.

Call me old-fashioned, but results should be on-screen >20% of the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
and that’s why:
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
cf.:
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
ah, see—nat geo much more up my alley, as ever
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“who he is”

uh, friends i hope i’m not the first one to tell you this but—
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I know why they caged hand blinks
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Bay Area edition
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
obviously the pulmonology clinic is in suite 420
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So it begins.
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the comedy is pretty great though

“Personal list, do not distribute”
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM