Maxine Breuer
@maxinesaidso.bsky.social
Grandmother. Dog-mom. Retired trade show specialist. Love books and coffee, preferably together.
Weasel is the word I use most frequently to describe Mike Johnson. Often with a few other colorful descriptors in front of it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Weasel is the word I use most frequently to describe Mike Johnson. Often with a few other colorful descriptors in front of it.
I know, right? I'm so tired of hearing myself blurt out: "Is he HIGH?!"
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know, right? I'm so tired of hearing myself blurt out: "Is he HIGH?!"
Be a little patient. A bigger lie will come along soon enough.
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Be a little patient. A bigger lie will come along soon enough.
"Wait until he wanders the WH naked." Thanks for the warning.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Wait until he wanders the WH naked." Thanks for the warning.
None of this nonsense surprises me any more. It does, however, outrage me even more than ever.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
None of this nonsense surprises me any more. It does, however, outrage me even more than ever.
"Better than VEEP." I just said that here at home yesterday. Somewhere that show's writers must be slapping their foreheads and asking "why didn't we think of that?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"Better than VEEP." I just said that here at home yesterday. Somewhere that show's writers must be slapping their foreheads and asking "why didn't we think of that?"
Translation: POTUS and I are setting the admiral up to take the fall.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Translation: POTUS and I are setting the admiral up to take the fall.
Hold that thought. The year's not over yet.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hold that thought. The year's not over yet.
Go to the trouble and expense of moving to another state to bring your cost of living down a half-percent? Is he high?
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Go to the trouble and expense of moving to another state to bring your cost of living down a half-percent? Is he high?
Yep. From their self-adhesive trash aisle.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yep. From their self-adhesive trash aisle.
Oval office looks like a Hobby Lobby store threw up in there.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oval office looks like a Hobby Lobby store threw up in there.
Sounds like you stumbled into another dimension.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sounds like you stumbled into another dimension.
I have thought for a long time that this guy's foolish disrespect for the value of sleep would eventually catch up with him. And here we are, with his bad habits affecting all of us.
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have thought for a long time that this guy's foolish disrespect for the value of sleep would eventually catch up with him. And here we are, with his bad habits affecting all of us.
Witches scare me less than Kristi does.
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Witches scare me less than Kristi does.
He's just trying to score points with DJT.
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
He's just trying to score points with DJT.
Still miss his ultimate coolness.
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Still miss his ultimate coolness.
Too high to calculate? Quick, somebody find him a 5th grader with a calculator.
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Too high to calculate? Quick, somebody find him a 5th grader with a calculator.
Apparently he's as math-impaired as his boss.
October 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Apparently he's as math-impaired as his boss.
We're stubborn that way, aren't we? Just hoping is the only thing keeping me from tearing my hair out right now.
October 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We're stubborn that way, aren't we? Just hoping is the only thing keeping me from tearing my hair out right now.
We're sitting ducks now.
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We're sitting ducks now.
That was exactly my thought. Remember when DJT said if we stopped testing so much for covid, there would be fewer reported cases? Seems their new strategy is to apply that policy to...well, everything.
October 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
That was exactly my thought. Remember when DJT said if we stopped testing so much for covid, there would be fewer reported cases? Seems their new strategy is to apply that policy to...well, everything.
Me, too. I'm gonna miss it.
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me, too. I'm gonna miss it.
Of course. How else is Russ Vought going to produce the desired level of "trauma"?
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Of course. How else is Russ Vought going to produce the desired level of "trauma"?