Max 🥰
@maxmaaxmaaax.bsky.social
full-time comms guy, part-time game show lover / Metro Weekly contributor / Hoosier / Kolin = my boyfriend :) / tweets don’t = my employer’s views
Currently the wingman for my girl (insert large space here) friend in a very straight club here in Las Vegas while she makes out with a random guy
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Currently the wingman for my girl (insert large space here) friend in a very straight club here in Las Vegas while she makes out with a random guy
First full day in Las Vegas!
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
First full day in Las Vegas!
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
Does anybody need some dehydrated water?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Does anybody need some dehydrated water?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
I said yes (to her inheritance) 🥹🥹🥹
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I said yes (to her inheritance) 🥹🥹🥹
We got fired from Omega Mart on the first day and they took our souls :/
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We got fired from Omega Mart on the first day and they took our souls :/
LAS VEGAS WE ARE IN YOU
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
LAS VEGAS WE ARE IN YOU
Thought my outfit looked really cute and then a coworker turned to me and said “Merry Christmas” 😐
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thought my outfit looked really cute and then a coworker turned to me and said “Merry Christmas” 😐
He’s got a tie on today, folks
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He’s got a tie on today, folks
Shaking it up a bit with some classic horror!
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Shaking it up a bit with some classic horror!
Nothing like great results out of Virginia and New Jersey to help power through a great lift 💙💪
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nothing like great results out of Virginia and New Jersey to help power through a great lift 💙💪
Kolin had me see it again in theaters with him
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Kolin had me see it again in theaters with him
We’re here to re-open the government.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We’re here to re-open the government.
A beefy pirate disrobed signing off tonight! ☺️👋
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
A beefy pirate disrobed signing off tonight! ☺️👋
This pirate is having an amazing night tonight, ngl 😌🏴☠️
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This pirate is having an amazing night tonight, ngl 😌🏴☠️
They’re a work in progress but here’s my late submission for Pectober! 🎃
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They’re a work in progress but here’s my late submission for Pectober! 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Late night workout = no pre-workout 😔
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Late night workout = no pre-workout 😔
How’s everyone’s Sunday going?
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How’s everyone’s Sunday going?
She’s mogging me so hard here, what the fuck
October 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
She’s mogging me so hard here, what the fuck
Done with the gym and time to take my lil backpack and laptop home! ☺️
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Done with the gym and time to take my lil backpack and laptop home! ☺️
About to do a leg day today so here’s a photo of me dying after an ab workout two days ago
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
About to do a leg day today so here’s a photo of me dying after an ab workout two days ago