Don’t forget the chastity cage too 🔒

I didn’t that accurately last year. Need to be better at that this year!

Hole goals! 😍

💯 Quite the juxtaposition, isn’t it? I need a comparison photo: a hung top with a tight pucker next to my tiny clit with a gaping cunt

No troubles! I think I’ll be in this cage for a while. For me to size up the PA again, I’d have to order a whole new cage with custom PA insert. It would be expensive 💸 But I’m happy with the 2g insert for now. It’s a good size for my dicklet

I unlock weekly for about 10 minutes for a deep clean where I disassemble the cage and scrub everything with a soapy toothbrush. And then there have been a few medical appointments that I’ve unlocked for an hour or so. That’s about it though.

I’ve never had an issue. I take daily fiber and probiotic supplements, and my gut and nutrition feel fine to me! Haven’t had anything show up medically.

CUMDUMP SLUT
🌎 12 cumdumps
🔺Cummiest dump: September's 50-load In-N-Out event
📍Cities Served: San Francisco, Oakland, Washington D.C., Columbus, Las Vegas, Sydney 🦘

🔬🧪 Safety remains the priority: Monthly panels, daily PrEP, and DoxyPEP

Now who's helping me get a jumpstart on my 2026 stats?

FIST PIG
👊 78 total sessions across 54 days
✊✊ Took doubles at 7 sessions
📅 Busiest Month: June (23 fists)
🔝👊 Fist-topped 20 holes (Cementing my role as a vers-bottom fister)
🔌 Biggest Toy: Bottomed out the @FriendlyToysCo Snuckle 34 (11” circumference)

(Part 3 out of 4)

SERVING BREEDERS IN 2025
💦 811 loads (7% increase over 2024)
🍑 803 / 👄 8 (99% anal, 1% oral)
📈 2.2 loads/day average
🌊 Preloaded pussy for 83% of the encounters (already had 1+ load already in me)
🍆🍆 DPed 12 times
📅 Busiest Month: June (101 loads)
👥 500+ different breeders

(Part 2 out of 4)

It’s titanium so it passes through metal detectors just fine. It’ll get flagged on a body scanner though. If that happens, I just say I have a large genital piercing that is difficult to remove, and they let me through

I have a spreadsheet fetish 🗂️😆

Yes you absolutely do 😈

Awww thank you 🥰 Happy new year to you too! Here’s to more slutty adventures and self-discovery in 2026!

CUMDUMP SLUT
🌎 12 cumdumps
🔺Cummiest dump: September's 50-load In-N-Out event
📍Cities Served: San Francisco, Oakland, Washington D.C., Columbus, Las Vegas, Sydney 🦘

🔬🧪 Safety remains the priority: Monthly panels, daily PrEP, and DoxyPEP

Now who's helping me get a jumpstart on my 2026 stats?

FIST PIG
👊 78 total sessions across 54 days
✊✊ Took doubles at 7 sessions
📅 Busiest Month: June (23 fists)
🔝👊 Fist-topped 20 holes (Cementing my role as a vers-bottom fister)
🔌 Biggest Toy: Bottomed out the @FriendlyToysCo Snuckle 34 (11” circumference)

(Part 3 out of 4)

SERVING BREEDERS IN 2025
💦 811 loads (7% increase over 2024)
🍑 803 / 👄 8 (99% anal, 1% oral)
📈 2.2 loads/day average
🌊 Preloaded pussy for 83% of the encounters (already had 1+ load already in me)
🍆🍆 DPed 12 times
📅 Busiest Month: June (101 loads)
👥 500+ different breeders

(Part 2 out of 4)