i have had eyelashes for almost seven years and i will still do a full face of makeup and forget mascara

i need one of those whiteboards that takes up an entire wall like they have in study rooms at universities

depression cancelled i accomplished everything i wanted to do today AND stuff i was going to do tomorrow and it’s not even 6:00. this is what happens when you quit your shitty job

lightly buzzed at 3 pm on a friday reading the wikipedia page for jeans

my dad will see me in the kitchen in a t shirt, swim trunks, and my oldest grossest holiest sneakers and ask “are you going to work” like do you really think that’s what’s happening today

why is dr pepper the most forgettable soda. maybe it’s because i rarely drink them but every time i finish one i immediately forget what it tastes like five minutes later

genuine question is every major american city as intense about their team as philly is about the eagles

okay cool thank you ticketmaster for ten error codes and no lucy dacus tickets

tried growing out my nails a bit as a self-improvement resolution for 2025 and then very quickly remembered why i keep them super short when i managed to break half of them. so now my hands hurt which i think does not qualify as an improvement

i should probably post something. uhhhh. snow be upon ye