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On Christmas Day I ate too much and woke up feeling terrible on Boxing Day. 30 minutes on the Toilet later felt a little better, surely I learned my lesson and didn't go crazy with christmas dinner leftovers for lunch right?
December 26, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Sure, when Buddy the elf sneaks into the ladies shower for a Christmas sing-along he's "cute" and "naive", but when I do it I'm "creepy" and a "registered sex offender"
December 24, 2024 at 12:27 PM
got bored at work and drew house
December 20, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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Update and urgent callout from the strike at 2 Portlink Drive, Dandenong South - Woolies plans to try break the strike again at 9:30
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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about to post "WICKED is proof go woke, go broke" on my men's rights youtube channel, just let me first take a big sip of coffee and check out the box office receipts
November 29, 2024 at 4:13 AM
based on his expression he can definitely wait a bit
November 29, 2024 at 3:14 AM
and what about the people who paid their hard earned money to actually watch the movie? it's not a fucking karaoke bar, wait for the sing along screenings that will inevitably happen
The Rock says people should be able to sing in movie theaters

"You’ve paid your hard earned money for a ticket, and you've gone into a musical, and you’re into it. Sing"

(via BBC)
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM
really disagree with wicked's message that no one should be silenced, for example the people in the row in front of me who were talking through the whole movie, singing along to popular, and laughing during I'm not that girl could really shut the fuck up
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
friendly reminder to take the lyrics of defying gravity and really hold space with them today 💚
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
i swear people have forgotten how to act in public, I went to the cinema and the people in front of me spent the whole movie talking to each other, especially during the quieter moments, and had their feet up on the seats in front of them. Is it really that hard to sit down and stfu for two hours?
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
let me take the .bsky.social off my tag PLEASE
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 AM
if this app wants to become more than just "not twitter" we real need to stop posting the same three twitter bad/bluesky good memes I've been seeing nonstop, that's what rly killed threads for me
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
why do these guys get to get away without .bsky.social on their accounts? let me change my @ ffs
November 14, 2024 at 11:27 PM
devo to find out messina gelato doesn't have an account here
November 14, 2024 at 9:33 AM
does everyone's username really need the .bsky.social on the end?
November 14, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Did you know Windows 95 was actually named after the speed which the fanbelt had to run in order to keep from overheating? Marques Brownlee recently did a video on this, look up Marques Brownlee 95 miles per hour for more info!!
November 14, 2024 at 9:17 AM