maxx-crowley.bsky.social
@maxx-crowley.bsky.social
I'm 39, so yeah, I'm old.
To me it's just funny in a fucked way when guys go "If these women don't knock it off, we're gonna get fed up! And we're gonna bash and beat and bloody and rip!"

"So they should just shoot you on sight then?"

Suddenly they clutch their man pearls. "How could you say such a thing?!"
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
You know, every time I see stuff like this, I reply to the guy "So every woman should just shoot every single man who gets within X feet of her?"

They never, ever like that.

But, you know, when you make vague threats....
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
How the fuck are you going to call your wife, a cum dumpster, on your fucking wedding day.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I swear to god, someone needs to explain to me how men can pull shit like this, and ladies actually have to ask questions.

Like, I understand fear of being hurt. But I don't understand "Am I overreacting to this clear breach of my autonomy?"
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 AM
How are you....you? Like, I started HRT late in life, and it's done nothing and while I totally know you've done A SHIT-TON of work, I just look at you and die that I don't know how to do that.

TL;DR Need a "How to Kimber/Raven" book.
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Right? Like lord, that's a bat-signal sized signal.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I mean, they've done "Punisher kills the universe" and "Deadpool kills the universe"

It'll be loaded with PIS and things that would never actually work.
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
As someone who has been sick for weeks, get well soon.
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I mean Spider-man, The Thing, Invisible woman and Thor?

That's not a fight, that's the predator getting bullied.
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I see five people on the cover that the Predator wouldn't stand a chance in hell of killing.
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
You know, it's the "Plate it hot without back talk" That makes me wanna rip this guys' tongue out.

It's just an arrogance that needs to be beaten out.
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I mean....men don't care about men's problems. Historically, Men are the number one cause of all of men's problems. Men, without any women involved, will do horrible, horrible things to men.

So, this guy is an idiot.
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
See, I wish more artists held versatile as a standard. Not to tell anyone what to draw, but so many people fall into toxic yaoi roles and then get nasty when people break said role. I got death threats over a fanfic because people didn't like who I had top and who bottomed.
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
On* God damn autocorrect
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Jokes of them.

I started HRT at 38...and still look exactly the same! Ha ha!
a cartoon girl with a red bow on her head is standing next to a bed
ALT: a cartoon girl with a red bow on her head is standing next to a bed
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January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Ah! Bring out the jackhammer! We'll chisel down to that Kiri-clit yet!
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Hmm, while Kiri may be able to reflexively harden parts of his face to be able to withstand the awesome force of BakuHoe's boomussy....I fear Bakugou faces a far steeper challenge...
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
If kirishima uses his quirk, does his pussy get spiked?

If Bakugou's sweat explosive, what about his wetness?

These are the burning questions
January 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I heard Adams saw what he called an"ethnic penis", that could have even been brown, trans even!, and his asshole got so hungry it ate him alive while he begged Jay-bus to save him.
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My dad wanted my first name to be "Citizen".

Mom did not allow that.
January 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Figures, I just made a whole $1 on an FZROX. Goodbye little dollar! I wont forget you!
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The one of the left reminds me of a highland cow, but the one on the right is a little more Kiri-themed.
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I'll say it as many times as I need to. A peace that needs to be "Kept" is no peace at all.
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I mean....yeah that tracks. Watching yourself disappear into a moaning body, usually doggy style, is like...the best part of having a cock.
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM