MayaPapaya
@maybacannibal666.bsky.social
👩🏾🤝👨🏽
🐈Opal
🐈⬛ Krobus
🐈Samoa
🐕Grape
🐕Mango
🐕Chai
🌈
💙
Adopt don't shop!
RedNote > Tiktok
🐈Opal
🐈⬛ Krobus
🐈Samoa
🐕Grape
🐕Mango
🐕Chai
🌈
💙
Adopt don't shop!
RedNote > Tiktok
I've caught myself telling customers have a "grood" Day because I keep mixing good and great. So far nobody has said anything 😂
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I've caught myself telling customers have a "grood" Day because I keep mixing good and great. So far nobody has said anything 😂
I hate when I hear a crow and I don't have any peanuts to offer, So frustrating!
February 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hate when I hear a crow and I don't have any peanuts to offer, So frustrating!
Reposted by MayaPapaya
To the people that talk on their phone with it on speaker in public places, Are you not aware that other people exist?
February 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
To the people that talk on their phone with it on speaker in public places, Are you not aware that other people exist?
Currently helping my partner fix our car, there's nothing you can't learn on YouTube!
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Currently helping my partner fix our car, there's nothing you can't learn on YouTube!
Do you think the people in classic shows like "The Twilight Zone" ever thought some 29 year old stoner would be watching them, and thoroughly enjoying them? I very quickly and using my lefty chicken scratch made this list of some of the best. They're paraphrased, how many can you guess correctly?
February 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Do you think the people in classic shows like "The Twilight Zone" ever thought some 29 year old stoner would be watching them, and thoroughly enjoying them? I very quickly and using my lefty chicken scratch made this list of some of the best. They're paraphrased, how many can you guess correctly?
I made this beautiful sandwich and had to share it. Crossposted on Reddit, in the subreddit #stonerfood
February 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I made this beautiful sandwich and had to share it. Crossposted on Reddit, in the subreddit #stonerfood
If anyone is interested, my car broke what I am calling its shoulder bone 😂 the axle and bearing for my passenger front tire snapped (resulting in a popped my tire as well) while I was running errands yesterday 🫠 #feelinglucky
February 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If anyone is interested, my car broke what I am calling its shoulder bone 😂 the axle and bearing for my passenger front tire snapped (resulting in a popped my tire as well) while I was running errands yesterday 🫠 #feelinglucky
Stuck at home till the 10th, why do I bother using someones prime if I need to still wait over 2 days to get my car parts? I wish our government made it easier for people without cars to function in society...
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Stuck at home till the 10th, why do I bother using someones prime if I need to still wait over 2 days to get my car parts? I wish our government made it easier for people without cars to function in society...
Getting my car towed because something broke and my tire won't spin..
How is your night going?
How is your night going?
February 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Getting my car towed because something broke and my tire won't spin..
How is your night going?
How is your night going?
I sometimes catch myself looking at what my animals are doing, today:
The dogs are asleep, they're old, so that's expected, Samoa is staring at our firewood pile, Opal is next to me purring, and Krobus I've had to stop typing and tell TWICE to get off the coffee table.
I love them so much!
The dogs are asleep, they're old, so that's expected, Samoa is staring at our firewood pile, Opal is next to me purring, and Krobus I've had to stop typing and tell TWICE to get off the coffee table.
I love them so much!
February 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I sometimes catch myself looking at what my animals are doing, today:
The dogs are asleep, they're old, so that's expected, Samoa is staring at our firewood pile, Opal is next to me purring, and Krobus I've had to stop typing and tell TWICE to get off the coffee table.
I love them so much!
The dogs are asleep, they're old, so that's expected, Samoa is staring at our firewood pile, Opal is next to me purring, and Krobus I've had to stop typing and tell TWICE to get off the coffee table.
I love them so much!
Reposted by MayaPapaya
they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’
The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
My partner really wanted honeycomb candy, me growing up playing cooking mama, I thought, how hard can it be?
Proud to say it only took two attempts to not burn it!
#homecooks
Proud to say it only took two attempts to not burn it!
#homecooks
February 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My partner really wanted honeycomb candy, me growing up playing cooking mama, I thought, how hard can it be?
Proud to say it only took two attempts to not burn it!
#homecooks
Proud to say it only took two attempts to not burn it!
#homecooks
Reposted by MayaPapaya
Does anyone else get annoyed when people don't know they have the right of way? Don't be polite, just GOOOO!
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Does anyone else get annoyed when people don't know they have the right of way? Don't be polite, just GOOOO!
What offering do you simple mortals have for The Mystic Opal?
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What offering do you simple mortals have for The Mystic Opal?
Rewatching an episode of gmm( leaving things in things):
Link: " Come on Rhett, be a man!"
Also Link: *proceeds to gag after saying said statement*
Link: " Come on Rhett, be a man!"
Also Link: *proceeds to gag after saying said statement*
February 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Rewatching an episode of gmm( leaving things in things):
Link: " Come on Rhett, be a man!"
Also Link: *proceeds to gag after saying said statement*
Link: " Come on Rhett, be a man!"
Also Link: *proceeds to gag after saying said statement*
Why get cats toys when you can crumple up your shopping receipt and, boom, now you have the best toy ever!
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why get cats toys when you can crumple up your shopping receipt and, boom, now you have the best toy ever!
2 weeks ago my black cat, Krobus, wasn't having it with his nail trim, so, we only got one paw.
This time around, we got all four paws! He still hated it, of course.
Who's going to tell him this will happen the rest of his life? I've already tried 🤭
This time around, we got all four paws! He still hated it, of course.
Who's going to tell him this will happen the rest of his life? I've already tried 🤭
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
2 weeks ago my black cat, Krobus, wasn't having it with his nail trim, so, we only got one paw.
This time around, we got all four paws! He still hated it, of course.
Who's going to tell him this will happen the rest of his life? I've already tried 🤭
This time around, we got all four paws! He still hated it, of course.
Who's going to tell him this will happen the rest of his life? I've already tried 🤭
It's too quiet at work for me to be as gassy as I am. I can only crinkle so many things before I attract attention.
January 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's too quiet at work for me to be as gassy as I am. I can only crinkle so many things before I attract attention.
He's as photogenic as he is bat shit crazy.
January 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
He's as photogenic as he is bat shit crazy.