Oh wow I did not expect the dog and cat to give such strong John and Hank vibes!

And maybe, like, healthcare

Sure, sure. He is definitely known for adhering to the rule of law 🙄

lol not while you're using AI to screw over your journalists. You've definitely lost my support

This feels like how I cite being lesbian (I'm really bi) when I turn a man down, cause they're scary when you hurt their feelings. If your ego is too fragile to handle rejection without a sugar coated explanation, your confidence is misplaced.

"Did you watch it?"
"I did not."

Correct, Melania. That about sums it up.

With Jesse Welles?! Generations of protest folk colliding

Ah yes, "imps of darkness". I do love those funky guys