Zephyr Valgale
maybenamedzeph.bsky.social
Zephyr Valgale
@maybenamedzeph.bsky.social
She/Her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Just a girl who loves video games, reading, contemplating the inherent meaninglessness of the universe, and getting caught in a nice warm drizzle.

Currently enrolled in a Canadian College.
Uh, yikes. I can't say I'm surprised, but really. Is this woman *trying* to dig to hell or something?

(Also, obligatory "stop buying Harry Potter merch." You're giving your money to a racist, sexist, homo- and transphobic pedophile if you do. Who uses it to lobby for political regression.)
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Zephyr Valgale
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
For what it's worth, my heart goes out to the people of Venezuela. And may Trump and his cronies get their just desserts. Fuck America.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Dash is nice, but after that I want Storm Tornado ASAP. Such a good weapon.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
On my most recent run, I did Penguin; then Eagle; then Mammoth; then backtracked for the upgrades in Penguin, Eagle, and Mammoth; then loop from there is Mandrill, Armadillo, Octopus, Kuwanger, and lastly Chameleon.
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"A llama!?!? He's supposed to be DEAD!"
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I've seen a couple since I've moved to Ontario. Stupid is as stupid does, I guess. Still, mercifully, not many.

Saw more back in Maryland, tbh, but still not that many.
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'll heartily rec "Experience Boost" and "Spell x Sword", both by @assumptionprime.bsky.social. "El Goonish Shive" is still kicking, too. And I'll also rec @lynnsenpai.bsky.social's comics, too – "Rain" and "My Impossible Soulmate".
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Idk, as a former Maryland driver, this seems more like Ranked Competitive Maryland drivers :v

Still, glad you're OK @erininthemorning.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
For the record, I still don't know if I ever want to return to the US on a more permanent basis – the government's still mercurial and corrupt enough that I don't trust it to have the citizenry's best interests in mind. But visits? Absolutely a possibility. And if I must return, I will.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Assuming X is the actual speed limit, it's 70. Bout what you'd expect on a number of interstates, assuming they aren't mountainous or in New York State.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ok but this is literally me
August 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hear hear
July 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
May 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM