Good morning, to those who celebrate

Which came first? The chick (she/her) or the egg ("he/they") ?

In Japanese, another word for ex-wife is appetizer.

Vient-en icitte que j'te mange la minge

bitch

If I did start fishing I'd put the little protective thingies on the hooks to not hurt the fishy, give it a view of the landscape, tell it my darkest secret, and put it back in the water :3

The only awesome very cool kinks are the ones I have. All other kinks are at the very least one tier under that.

can't trust that the porn I'm watching is ethical unless I make it myself

I want to play Team Fight Tactics, but game too big for my teeny phone.

I download it on my laptop, to find out that my computer is downloading league of legends, because they're on the same servers i guess?

I have downloaded league of legends :(