I made two more sections and it's hilarious. I feel good now

And look — I might not rock your world in bed.
But I will hold you after, feed you, and text your mom happy birthday.
Which, honestly, is way more confusing for her.

“I made pancakes. And emotional stability.”But I’m proud of it.
I’m not a ten. I’m not even an eight.
I’m like a strong… seven with good lighting and a clean kitchen.

So I overcompensate — I cook, I make jokes, I remember birthdays.
I’m like if Gordon Ramsay, a therapist, and a sad clown had a baby.
People say “sex isn’t everything.” Yeah, that’s what bad-at-sex people say — while cooking breakfast at 7 a.m. to make up for it.

But I can afford to try really hard.
Which is basically what relationships are, right? One person trying too hard and the other person wondering if this counts as charity.
I know my strengths. I’m funny. I’m caring.
I’m not good in bed — that’s a fact.
I’ve seen the Yelp reviews.

You ever start having preferences and people get mad about it?
Like, I’ll say, “Yeah, I want someone funny, kind, and emotionally mature.”
And they’re like, “What can you afford?”
Fair question.
Not much.

Nah, that's just how I feel, Mr. Handsome 🥰

And yes, it's important for me what I see waking up or while going to sleep.
After that — the personality.

Because my eyes are a bit further that the ears — at first I see, then I listen. Speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. Etc.

Moreover, I personally love the aesthetics of large dicks, but I never met a guy who could be gentle enough with it, not trying to rip me off or rearrange my guts.
Average and below average dicks are most comfortable for anal sex. Dunno why everyone is craving for the big ones

Louis de Pointe du Lac

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Gracias 🤗

Yep, that's me 🥰
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